Thursday, November 01, 2007

Got To Love G4

Got to love G4 tech humor.


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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dead Offenders

I like "dead offenders" too.
video

This is my first time using blogger video so let's see how it turned out.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Not so Good...

when it comes to advertising a new airlines coming to town. I'm thinking that Skybus probably won't be buying advertisement space at the Chattanoogan any time soon.

Click to bigerificate.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tis Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today be talk like a Pirate tide. Sea dogs an' land lubbers ortin' ta take some time t' reckon that global warmin' an' th' decrease in sea dogs be directly related.


Tuesday, September 04, 2007

A Little Accident

I knew I was gonna have a bad day when I rear ended the car in front of me.

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said... "Well, which one ARE you then?"

That's how the fight started...

Monday, August 20, 2007

B-Cack Update

B-Cack (my embedded reporter) found time to shoot off a piece for the blog. Enjoy.

Phat Tony,
Sorry dude, it has been a long time sine I've sat down and fired off any messages to you. I would like to comment on this "Baghdad Blogger" asshole: I know you are talking about the "Weaver Weapons System" in your Blog, and I find it fucking hilarious. Anyone who was in the military and especially anyone who has been over here knows that those stories are bullshit. First of all, our kids are too busy dodging IED's and killing bad guys to worry about running over dogs. ( By the way there are HUNDREDS of wild dogs that roam the streets of Baghdad, so I wouldn't be surprised if one or two got ran over on occasion, so there is your small "truth" that probably came from this losers story. As for the local woman whose face was "melted" being made fun of in the chow hall? Well, it may be sad to say, but the locas aren't in our chow halls. There are a few civilian workers, but I seriously doubt some local woman made her way onto a camp and entered a chow hall. I raise the BUllSHIT flag nice and tall.
I find it pretty Goddamn pathetic that people back in the states are so fucking enamored with stupid ass stories like this? I mean if you want to get outraged over something, why not get EXTREMELY pissed about the Iranian influence over here, in terms of PERSONNEL (yes) and weapons ( oh fuck yeah) Well, I better get some rest, I have a lot of work to do here before I come home.... Hasta B-Cack

Monday, August 13, 2007

For A4G

Remember when I was making A4G jealous with my awesome Greg Gutfeld original? Well, I want to apologize to A4G and say that I will not mention my picture of a book, hippo, and cat/dog hybrid again.










I will however show off my newest Greg Gutfeld original showing Unicorn Jones and Fluffy McNutters (cat/dog hybrid) cruising in a convertible. In your face A4G!