Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Bail Me Out

Dear Mr. President,

All though I didin’t vote for you and I think this bailout is an abortion of economic policy, I know opportunity when I see it. Since you’re going to be handing out the earnings of hardworking American’s to companies, organizations, and city and state governments that have done nothing to deserve it, I feel this is the right time to lobby for a bailout of my own. While my debt is small and I have been more responsible with the money I had to budget than all the other entities listed previously, I promise that I will use the money to help stimulate the economy. It’s true that some of the money that I’m asking for will go to pay off previous debt, but the majority of the money will be spent on new products made here in the U.S. and possibly by Americans. I can promise that all the products will be made by Americans since some of the money will be used to build a house. (Those illegal immigrants sure do know how to dry wall and roof a house.) So here is the Plan Mr. President, you will take the earnings of other people that make money, and then give me money that I haven’t earned. The amount should be no less than $300,000.00. This will benefit more people per person than the 2.7 trillion that you are already planning on giving away. What is more is that the measily amount of 300,000 dollars will never even be noticed by the governments already enormous deficit. So in closing Mr. President, just send the check and I will get started stimulating things.
Thanks in advance,

Dr. Phat Tony

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Weekend of Firsts

Well this weekend was a big weekend for me. One was that I took my bike, legally, on the roads with traffic for the first time. Since it was such a nice weekend there were also alot of other bikes on the road. If you didn't know there is a custom of waving for bikers. See this video for an explanation.

I went with the two finger point wave deal. Not quite as radical as a peace sign but still cool and hip. So, ya, I did my first cool motorcycle guy wave.

I also met the first blogger I've read ever. Tyler D. at 45 Caliber Jutice Went for a ride with me today up to Monte Sano. It was a nice ride and I appreciate his patience. Anyway, my first blog meet I would call a success, unless Tyler comes and cuts me up with an axe later. So, it's a success pending axe murder.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Hey Everybody

So I'm just updating for the few that stop by and check to see if I'm still alive. I am. Still doing well in school and I finally got what I've been talking about for so long, and without having to kill a goat. Here is a picture of my new favorite toy.
Any who, this is my new Yamaha FZ6. Just now learning how to ride it and hopefully will be comfortable enough on it to go for some nice trips when it warms up. So that was my update. If something new or exciting happens I'll write it down.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Been A Long Time

So it's been along time since I wrote anything. Truth is that I'm writing 40 essays every 8 weeks for school so most writing has lost its appeal. Some big things are coming up and I will let you hear all about them. There will be some travel and maybe a two-wheeled vehicle in my near future. Take care everyone and I will drop a line soon.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Got To Love G4

Got to love G4 tech humor.

The History of LOLCats - Watch more free videos

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dead Offenders

I like "dead offenders" too.

This is my first time using blogger video so let's see how it turned out.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Not so Good...

when it comes to advertising a new airlines coming to town. I'm thinking that Skybus probably won't be buying advertisement space at the Chattanoogan any time soon.

Click to bigerificate.