Saturday, June 11, 2005

B-Cack Goes Postal

(I will introduce my former LRS team mate B-Cack. He is still serving our nation as a high speed AH-64 pilot. I don't mind him cursing, 'cause I haven't put the reactive armor on my house yet and he has my address, and like I said he's still serving so I guess he gets to have some leaway. enjoy Dr. Phat Tony)

So no sh** there I am minding my own f**king business standing in line to buy some stamps when all of a sudden I remember there are the vending machines in the lobby. I f**king hate to wait in lines, and I do whatever I can to avoid this whenever possible. So I cut out of line to get over on some blue hairs that have nothing better to do, and make my way over to the stamp-o-matic machines. Of course all I have is a twenty dollar bill and was a little hesitant to put it in the slot, I have been ripped off by enough godd**n coke machines for one dollar to know that by putting in something that large is only asking for trouble. Being the dumb**s that I am, I slide Mr. Jackson right into the slot, and proceed to purchase my book of stamps.

Now, I don't know if you have ever used these before, but they give you change back in the form of the Sacagawea Dollar, which is kind of cool. Ok stamps are bought, the book comes out and I am good to go.... here is where the fun starts ... ha ha ha... So I hit the "done" button and look down for my change... and what do I see start to fill the slot but NICKLES... yeah no sh**... NICKLES.... Of course all of the blue hairs in the lobby start to salivate at the sound of a nickel hitting the bottom of a change tray... they think I have hit the triple double out at the Indian Casino or something. I thought it was kind of funny at first..... but when the pennies started to fall and the change tray was nearly full, I started to get a little pissed off....... What the f**k am I going to do with $12.30 in pennies and nickels? Yeah so I had a pocketful of change, it weighed quite a bit, but was producing a bulge that would be the envy of any porn star... what the f**k.. only me.. I felt like throwing it all in the lobby and watching the old people fight for it.... or the postal workers scurry to clean it up.. but then I remembered that I WAS in the post office and that there would be no rush to clean it up... F**k it... maybe I will drink a Natural Lite and throw some nickels down at the Casino...

B-Cack out

8 Comments:

At 9:06 AM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

HAHAHAHA!! What a great story!(`O`)
"$12.30 in pennies and nickels" LOL

 
At 1:09 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

You are officially linked!
Keep up the great blogging!

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Hey, let's all attack this liberal fag who commented on my blog, Elroy. He polluted a bunch my comments with his bile, and even said I should enlist in the military when I graduate high school. He also repeatedly attacked my saccastic reamrks in various posts.

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Sorry, that should have read, "sarcastic remarks."
My bad.

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great story, this "B-Cack" sounds like a fictional charachter to me, I mean... he sounds so cool, way too cool to be a real person..... I want to be him when I grow up...

 
At 6:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah....I know B-Cack. I roomed with him at WOC.....He tried to take advantage of me while I slept.....tried. He offered me 11.70 cents for me to stay still. I guess he had to buy a Coke.

 
At 7:20 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Funny Funny Guy... remember BLACK is negative and RED is positive....

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

He tried to take advantage of you too? I remember what he did to Ranger Mac while he slept on that land nav course once. Can you say "mushroom stamp".

 

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