Completely Insensitive Dumb, Deaf, & Blind Jokes
So I'm hanging out at the house and my pizo comes over and starts with the insesitivity. I guess he can't help it, but what do I care, I have all of my senses.
- Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was auouaugh. (sorry don't know how to spell grunts and moans)
- How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad? Sent her to a circular room to stand in the corner; put a plunger end up in the toilet; put doorknobs on the walls, gave her a basketball to read; rearranged the furniture; etc
- Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
- Why couldn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She had mittens on.
- Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? 'Cause she was a woman. ( I almost cried when I heard that one)
- How did Helen Keller Drive? One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
- How did Helen Keller break her arm? Trying to read a stop sign at 55 mph.
- Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? Don't feel bad; niether has she.
- Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Doesn't matter she didn't know where she was.
Next on the list of insesitivity will be women jokes. I'll try to spread the funny around to all to show no bias, but if I don't sue me.