Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Completely Insensitive Jokes for Michael Jackson

You’ve waited a little to hear the next edition of Insensitive Jokes, so here are some more for Michael Jackson. Remember to vote on next week’s target of this blatant insensitivity in the comment section.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.

Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There is a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A: They both ride three-year-olds.

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: I believe you’re in my son.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 44-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little Randy.

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: What is the difference between zits and Michael Jackson?
A: Zits wait till puberty to spurt white stuff on your face.

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could they have
sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
old.

4 Comments:

At 5:54 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Do you make these up yourself, or are they from an uncredited source(s)?

I got one!
>>Knock, knock.
>>Who's there?
>>Little Boy Blue
>>Little Boy Blue who?
>>Michael Jackson.

 
At 6:27 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

A collection,heard between me and my friend,and found.

 
At 6:05 AM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Man, that’s "sickly" funny.

 
At 10:54 PM, Anonymous mukrz said...

A: He couldn't have done it - he said he likes 28-year-olds.
B: Yes, exactly, twenty 8-year-olds

 

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