Completely Insensitive A$$ Spelunker Jokes
O.k. boys and girls, time for some more insensitive jokes. Thanks to Jimmyb’s one vote it’s going to be for all the Pillow biters out there. Remember to vote in the comment section for next weeks target of insensitive jokes, enjoy.
Question: How do you fit 4 gay men on a barstool?
Answer: Turn the barstool upside down.
Question: What’s the favorite pick up line in a gay bar?
Answer: May I push your stool in?
Question: Did you hear about the three gays who attacked a woman?
Answer: Two held her down while the third did her hair.
Question: Is it better to be born black or gay?
Answer: Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.
Question: What do you call a gay milkman?
Answer: A dairy queen.
Question: Why do gays make lousy Santa’s?
Answer: Instead of filling stockings, they try them on.
A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first bl**job," the man answered.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
Three gay guys are sitting in a bar. The first one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The second one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The third one farts and it's really loud. The other two say "Ooh, a virgin."
Question: What does a gold medal, a silver medal, and two hairy balls have in common?
Answer: They've all been on Greg Luganis's chest!
Question: What's the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
Answer: The microwave won't brown your meat.
Question: What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his d**k?
Answer: He went down to two butts a day.
Question: How can you make a gay man scream twice ?
Answer: Screw him real hard. Then wipe yourself off on his curtains.
Question: What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
Answer: They both get loaded from the back and go whoo-whoo.