Fat Terrorists Are Easier to Run Down
It turns out the tax payers of the U.S. are helping the military fatten up the terrorists. Seems that military's secret plan to make terrorist too obese to be efficient killers is well under way. Soon Al Qaeda will be filled with fat hate mongers like Michael Moore and be no more dangerous than he is. Way to go Gitmo, and tell those terrorists to eat an abreviated rooster and make them listen to some more Christina Aguilera Music.