Monday, June 13, 2005

Fat Terrorists Are Easier to Run Down

It turns out the tax payers of the U.S. are helping the military fatten up the terrorists. Seems that military's secret plan to make terrorist too obese to be efficient killers is well under way. Soon Al Qaeda will be filled with fat hate mongers like Michael Moore and be no more dangerous than he is. Way to go Gitmo, and tell those terrorists to eat an abreviated rooster and make them listen to some more Christina Aguilera Music.

9 Comments:

At 10:26 AM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Did you mean they should eay c*ck?
Classy.
Keep it up, and thanks for the rantings on my blog!

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Damian G. said...

That should read eat c*ck.
My bad.
(Seriously, why do I keep misspelling on YOUR blog?)

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I would clarify but that would take the joke right out of it and just be too mean to post. As for spelling I just blame public schools and the intricacies of the english language.

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

LOL.. Great post!! ha (`O`)
Always good to get translation on all the news-spin.

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Next thing you know the media will say that the food is high in fat and cholesterol and it's tortureous to feed them such fattening foods.

 
At 10:29 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Aim center mass, doesn't matter if they are one foot wide or three feet wide.....

 
At 2:52 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Heh.
Good one, b-cack.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

 
At 10:02 AM, Blogger PoP said...

How can you kill those poor, fat, and ignorent terrorists? ...... Easy just don't lead them as much.

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

NICE

 

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