FrankJ's Worse Nightmare
So after seing Jimmyb and others being linked on IMAO today, the ugliness that is jealousy rose like bile from my belly and into my fingertips to unleash FrankJ's worse nightmare onto the blogododecahedron. Take a look at my minions and post me FrankJ.
These attack monkeys will easily subdue your ninja cat and ride it like a $2 hooker. They will wreak havoc on you, biting, clawing, cutting you to ribbons with their tiny swords.(Not to mention they throw poo.) Just know, FrankJ, that these attack monkeys will not rest until I'm linked on IMAO; or at least blogrolled.