Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Gay Pride is….Well Gay


How did what you like to have sex with become a basis for pride? There was a time that pride cam from an accomplishment and parades were reserved for heroes and thanksgiving. Now all you have to do is be a grown man sodomizing another grown man and “presto”; here is your parade, have a fabulous time. Yes, Gay Pride obviously means that there are people that are proud to wear leather gimp outfits, diapers and cross dress, because that’s seems to be the majority of the people marching in their parade. How does being overweight and wearing a leotard with a too-too show that you’re proud.

I doubt that a hetero pride parade would draw a large crowd, not too mention that most heteros don’t think that it’s a big accomplishment to be hetero. I don’t think I ever stopped to tell people, ”hey I like sex with women and am very proud of it. Don’t forget to come to the parade.” I guess I’m just not used to flaunting my private life in the streets while wearing stupid clothing. I think if they changed the name from “Gay Pride Parade” to “Yeah Sodomy Parade” I could at least respect them for being honest. So JimmyB please add gay pride parades on your gay list. Besides being completely gay for being…well gay, its also gay to have a parade about your sexuality.

Also on a side note a Honda Del Sol is mega gay.

6 Comments:

At 5:20 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

If it wasn't for the Parade and stupid outfits, it would be easier to respect the gay community.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

"Bring out the gimp." - Zed

Oh, and where the hell did you find my picture???

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Pretty-police.com of course.

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I will indeed add gay pride parades to the gay list.
Because to not do so would be, well, you know...

 
At 6:16 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Rainbows are GAY!

 
At 11:56 AM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

Now all you have to do is be a grown man sodomizing another grown man and “presto”; here is your parade, have a fabulous time.

Sad, but true.

When do we get to have a "Heterosexual, Gun-Owning, Conservative Pride" Parade? Or is that too discriminatory?

 

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