Monday, June 27, 2005

Hippies Gone Wild

B-Cack sent me a pic of an anti war protest with a bunch of hippies. Normally I would just make fun of their smelliness and socialist ways. Then I noticed something. Those hippies sure know how to recruit men to the anti war movement.

Ladies, sorry but men in general are pigs and college men more so than average work-a-day men are. Sure we might mature a little, but it doesn’t take much to distract us. My wife definitely knows how to get her way around the house. (Go ahead lay in with the p-whipped jokes; any married man will tell you that marriage is full of compromise, usually on our side.) So you got a gaggle of hippy women, converting college man after college man to join their crusade and for what; a chance to score that’s what.
Think what kind of crowd the conservative movement could draw if we had our non-smelly women exposing themselves at our rally; that and free beer. O.K. so it goes against some of the conservative movement’s values, and we don’t want to start tailoring our message to increase membership at the expense of our values. Of course if you don’t know that men lose their resolve quickly in the face of naked women, then your grasp on reality is loose at best. It doesn’t matter what the women are preaching, if there are a lot of them and there is a chance to see some boobies, men will be there cheering them on.
So for the sake of the conservative movement, please ladies, show more conservative boobies.


At 5:54 PM, Blogger a4g said...

That was a beautiful post, Doctor. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm wiping away a tear.

A shame you didn't have quite enough black ink to ensure the poor girl's modesty. A real shame.

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

O.K. for the sake of all that's decent I covered a little more.

At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 7:22 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Joke's on them; every one knows that liberalism is spread through bodily fluids.

At 7:48 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Nice cans, but it looks like she's got "Summer Teeth."

At 8:12 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Why do the libs have to be...

One overweight.

two Old

three naked

I can't figure that out.

At 5:00 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I see you have gotten very quick replies to this story. your readership will soar with a little gratuitus sex thrown in. Keep it coming.

At 12:45 PM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

HA HA ..but, with the continuing abundance of Rep males; perhaps the gents should rally out a bit. ha.

At 3:33 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said... mean like have a "dicks for Bush" rally?

At 4:37 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Nice try, Doc, but no potato. LOL

I agree with mensabarbie (you, dare I say evil, genius you!). Let's get the guys out there. Though the Republican party did get a good chunk of the women's vote last election, they did not get the majority so it would totally make perfect sense for Republican men to be out there doin' their "part" to convert more women to our cause. Uniforms are terrific, most all women like men IN them and there is an untapped wealth of fine republican men in uniform...firemen, policemen, military...(oh my! hehe). Of course they would need to be a bit less obvious than the thread-count-challenged lefty lass in the photo due to conservative sensitivities but that is ok because most women just do not need to see the treasures completely displayed before the entire world in order to be appropriately softened up for conversion.
Ok, it is settled, that's a great idea. Now make it happen!
Please? ;)

At 5:22 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Dang it, and I just got my thong out of the drawer to start my voter drive.

At 5:15 AM, Anonymous Patriot Xeno said...

stupid hippies. i will crush them.


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