Hippies Gone Wild
B-Cack sent me a pic of an anti war protest with a bunch of hippies. Normally I would just make fun of their smelliness and socialist ways. Then I noticed something. Those hippies sure know how to recruit men to the anti war movement.
Ladies, sorry but men in general are pigs and college men more so than average work-a-day men are. Sure we might mature a little, but it doesn’t take much to distract us. My wife definitely knows how to get her way around the house. (Go ahead lay in with the p-whipped jokes; any married man will tell you that marriage is full of compromise, usually on our side.) So you got a gaggle of hippy women, converting college man after college man to join their crusade and for what; a chance to score that’s what.
Think what kind of crowd the conservative movement could draw if we had our non-smelly women exposing themselves at our rally; that and free beer. O.K. so it goes against some of the conservative movement’s values, and we don’t want to start tailoring our message to increase membership at the expense of our values. Of course if you don’t know that men lose their resolve quickly in the face of naked women, then your grasp on reality is loose at best. It doesn’t matter what the women are preaching, if there are a lot of them and there is a chance to see some boobies, men will be there cheering them on.
So for the sake of the conservative movement, please ladies, show more conservative boobies.