If I Were Rich and Famous
I wonder what kind of crime I would commit if I were a rich and famous minority? It definitely wouldn’t be fondling little boys that’s just gross(and gay). Hmm what about murder? No, I probably wouldn’t do that one either. Everyone that I would even contemplate murdering is a celebrity or politician, and there is no leniency for killing other rich and famous people. Oh, I know. Insider trading, I heard that was a pretty lucrative crime. Wait, no, they would convict me on that. Let’s face it, that crime is just too white to get away from, no matter how rich, famous, or minority(ty, I’m not sure how to use that as a adjective.) I am. Maybe I could be a traitor….wait scratch that. No matter how rich, or famous I am, I love my country. Well, I guess I’ll just let other people worry about it. At the moment I’m neither rich, famous, or minor.