More Women are Getting Sh** Faced Than Men
Ripped off the headlines and straight to your monitor, women have decided to get sh** faced for the sake of beauty. "We're putting feces on our face," professor Elizabeth Brooks said. "Not a fun thing to do." It seems a necessary one though for some woman. Does it seem too much to ask for women to put a little pooh on their face to look beautiful? I guess not as the industry has announced a new line of pooh products just for these women that feel that feces makes them look better and younger.
Est De Crappy was the first to incorporate the excrement into their line with MudSlide Beauty Mask. After the success with the mask next came the Dookie Daily Moisturizing Crème, then the latest, the Brown-Eye Liner. It seems the only draw back to the Est De Crappy line is that it seems to attract an inordinate amount of gay men.
Now when dads tell their high school girls to wipe that sh** off their face and yell at their wife to hurry up and just slap that sh** on so we can go, they can smile at the irony.