The Seventh Sign
Lock your doors, read your bibles, and spread lambs blood on the door frame; the end of the world is near. At Billy Graham’s last sermon he, in front of 80 thousand people, mentioned that Hillary Clinton should run the country. Taken from the news at yahoo.com Graham called the Clintons “wonderful friends” and “a great couple,” quipping that the former president should become an evangelist and allow “his wife to run the country.” Shortly after this statement the temple’s foundation cracked and baby Jesus cried.
While we’re at it Reverend Graham, lets let Marylin Manson be the next pope and clone Al Capone so that we can make him the director of the FBI. Perhaps we can let Binladen head the CIA, and make Jane Fonda Secretary of Defense. If we’re going to put evil in charge we should go all the way.
I guess we should blame Graham’s failing health as the reason that such statements were made. He might have skipped his morning dose of Geritol. Unfortunately the damage has been done so all good people will need to combat this by saying a little prayer.
“God, please don’t let Hillary win her reelection bid for the senate and strike down her campaign manager and spin doctor with righteous vengeance, Amen.”