Monday, June 27, 2005

The Seventh Sign

Lock your doors, read your bibles, and spread lambs blood on the door frame; the end of the world is near. At Billy Graham’s last sermon he, in front of 80 thousand people, mentioned that Hillary Clinton should run the country. Taken from the news at yahoo.com Graham called the Clintons “wonderful friends” and “a great couple,” quipping that the former president should become an evangelist and allow “his wife to run the country.” Shortly after this statement the temple’s foundation cracked and baby Jesus cried.
While we’re at it Reverend Graham, lets let Marylin Manson be the next pope and clone Al Capone so that we can make him the director of the FBI. Perhaps we can let Binladen head the CIA, and make Jane Fonda Secretary of Defense. If we’re going to put evil in charge we should go all the way.
I guess we should blame Graham’s failing health as the reason that such statements were made. He might have skipped his morning dose of Geritol. Unfortunately the damage has been done so all good people will need to combat this by saying a little prayer.
“God, please don’t let Hillary win her reelection bid for the senate and strike down her campaign manager and spin doctor with righteous vengeance, Amen.”

10 Comments:

At 5:17 AM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

>"Great couple"
great couple of what??

>"Marylyn Manson, and Al Capone"
ha. Hillary and first lady, Bill???

 
At 5:19 AM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

ps: good to be home; Love reading your posts! (^_^)

 
At 5:41 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Glad to see you back hope you didn't go all gay like visiting San Fran. I think it's the water there.

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Be afraid.
Be very afraid...

Yikes!

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Just shoot me now, son. I don't want to live in a country that can just take my land and give it to some rich developer. and Bill and Hilory have become the saints of a Christian nation

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

If The Hill-debeast ends up "running the country," I'm moving to France.

And if I renege, I can take the Alec Baldwin stance.

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Seventh!!!!

Funny stuff Doc. In a creepily surreal kinda way. LOL

At the very moment that Graham's heresy was uttered I got a chill down my spine. The birds stopped singing. A dark ominous cloud moved over the gathering and the atmosphere became as thick as a band of thieves.

And just then my cat threw up a massive hairball. OMG!

Good thing liberals are always telling us to stop listening to our religious leaders and think for ourselves. We should totally do that. Starting...RIGHT NOW.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Signs of the times I guess. I guess the mark of the beast is going to be a elect Hillary button.

 
At 2:35 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Good thing I am still a General in The Militia

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Perhaps it's just Billy Graham's failed attempt to make a joke?...

 

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