So It Begins….
How do you start a Blog? I suppose I could tell you something about myself, or tell you why I started blogging, but that just seems trivial now that you are actually here reading. This is my one chance to grab some attention from strangers and find a few people that can stand my rants long enough for me to gain pleasure from it. We’ll call this the courting period between me (the blogger) and you (the reader), and no you wont get to first base with me (much less second). It’s a figure of speech the whole courting thing, get your mind out of the gutter pervert.
I will make a few promises to the few that decide to periodically check in on my posts to see what the hell I’m talking about.
- I will not be PC. If I offend you, then what I said is probably true. If what I said is not true, then grow a sense of humor and stop whining.
- I will call myself Dr., not because I have a degree, but because it makes what I say more important than when I call myself Mr....and everything I say is important.
- I am the standard for normality. If you are not like me; you are abnormal. Sorry, a standard had to be set. I set it. Stop crying and conform.
- I will always think that hybrid cars are gay .
- I will not take up your time with intolerable, long essays.
- I will not blend puppies for nourishment like Evil Glenn.
This is just the beginning, more to come.