Thursday, June 16, 2005

A Softer Side of Phat

I was going to give you the 4th episode of A Phat History Lesson, but something struck me (no not my wife) this evening and I wanted to share. I was watching the NBA playoffs, and realized something. I love this country. You know, two things happen every time I hear our national anthem. One, I feel like killing bad guys, i.e. terrorists, dictators, doctors that eat babies, hippies, liberals and war protestors. Two, it really does get me all choked up to know that I served a country that is this great.

I wonder if liberal hippie democrats get choked up when they hear the national anthem, or does it just fill them with rage. I think that the national anthem for them is just another symbol of an oppressive capitalist society. How sad it must be to feel like they do. So, to remedy this, every time you hear the national anthem choke a liberal hippie democrat until they cry.

‘Nuff said.

16 Comments:

At 8:21 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

I think that when liberals hear the Star Spangled Banner they more-or-less get a feeling of, the Frogs say, ennui (crushing boredom).
Oh, and every Sunday my church plays the National Anthem, but don't have any real liberals (we're a conservative parish, DUH).
So what do I do?

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Luckily, you are still a student and thus come in contact with alot of liberal hippie democrats. I would suggest choking one of them while singing the national anthem. Good luck and good hunting.

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

That's really touching Dr. Phat. I'm sure with your soft side; they'll be gripped with emotion.(*,,,*)

 
At 4:12 AM, Blogger PoP said...

When you talk about Liberal, Hippy, Gay, Socialist Democrats. You wonder what their choking on.... Monica

 
At 4:16 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Oh, by the way. What are you going to do for your wonderful Father on Fathers day? Hint Hint

 
At 4:30 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I know this is out of subject but couldn't help my self so funny http://www.wavy.com/global/story.asp?s=3482974&ClientType=Printable hope this works.

 
At 4:52 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I will probably post something like, "An Ode to a Geezer", if i can figure out some words that rhyme with geezer.

 
At 4:55 AM, Blogger PoP said...

sneazer, pleaser, teaser, come on I taught you better than that. Are you still asleep?

 
At 5:29 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I still get misty every time I hear the National Anthem.

I also get high blood pressure, because it takes all the restraint I have in every molecule in my body not to BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE ASSHATS WHO DON'T STAND OR TAKE THEIR FREAKING HATS OFF, OR RUN THEIR PIE-HOLES during said anthem!!!!!!!

GOD! Those people piss me off!

Ahem.

We now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast.

 
At 9:11 AM, Anonymous Yonelly said...

AMEN to that!!! conservative guy.
And Doc you have more that 7 regular readers, I read ya too. Found you through IMAO. You have a great site.

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Thanks, I'm currently trying to upgrade my blog from great to mindblowingly excellent. Will let everyone know when I succeed.

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Yonelly said...

Well maybe some "slutty Cheerleaders" would help... just a sugestion. ha

 
At 11:11 AM, Anonymous Yonelly said...

You know that abor.. Murder doctor that eats the fetus's reminded me of something. When my wife and I had our 3rd child we had a home birth and a midwife helped with the delivery. She was of the leftward leaning kind. She asked us before we had the child that we needed to decide if we wanted to keep the placenta. I asked what in the world for, and she told me that some people eat the placenta. I thought What in the World!?! It still gives me body shivers. Of course I told he HELL NO!! Sick

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

How would you cook a placenta?

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Never mind don't tell me, cause I would hate to think that one of my readers actually Know.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

Excuse the expression but, How bloody awful!

 

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