Train to Torture Terrorists
Don’t have the time to go to Gitmo and flush a Q’uran? Don’t have the money to go to Gitmo and fool with the AC? Well don’t worry, now you can help torture terrorists from the comfort of your home. Terrorist Torturer 2.0 can help you make rap music that would offend any Muslim’s ears.
Just point, clicks, and produce music that makes even the most hardened jihadist squirm. Customize your very own rap hit that is sure to oppress the killers that reside at Club Gitmo. So come on all you evil conservatives, let’s show those terrorists how we run a gulag.