Monday, June 20, 2005

Train to Torture Terrorists

Don’t have the time to go to Gitmo and flush a Q’uran? Don’t have the money to go to Gitmo and fool with the AC? Well don’t worry, now you can help torture terrorists from the comfort of your home. Terrorist Torturer 2.0 can help you make rap music that would offend any Muslim’s ears.

Just point, clicks, and produce music that makes even the most hardened jihadist squirm. Customize your very own rap hit that is sure to oppress the killers that reside at Club Gitmo. So come on all you evil conservatives, let’s show those terrorists how we run a gulag.


At 6:16 PM, Blogger Damian G. said...

I pity, however, the apparent lack of the word, "Bling" from this format.

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

It's going to be on version 2.1

At 7:25 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Where did your picture blog go?
I was checking that semi-regular.

At 7:26 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Maybe you could make them listen to Rosie O'donnel, too.


At 7:35 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Wan't really a blog just need someplace to upload pictures and link to them. Free space you know.

At 10:43 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Ha ha ha, maybe they could play some Linkin' Park.. wait.. that is torture to my ears... ahhhhhhhhhh

At 4:20 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

They should blast Sam "Mayday" Malone's rap:

"Groin injury. G-g-groin, G-g-groin, G-g-groin in-jur-y!"

At 10:30 AM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

Hey, re: storing pictures, maybe you just might want to sell some of your great pictures (while storing them!) Saw this over at Donovan's featuring his castles.
If you want, let him know I sent ya.
foto time


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