Who’s Next in Line for Some Wup A$$
With all the countries that are irrationally daring us to invade them and open up a case, who should we beat down next? There are so many countries to choose from where do you begin? Maybe we should go to N. Korea and lay a smack down on the poofy haired dictator Kim Jong Il. We could go to Iran and beat down some clerics; it seems like the young people over there are about ready to revolt anyway. Plus, they keep talking about nuclear weapons program and that’s as good a reason as any to jack ‘em up. Can we declare war on the U.N? That would be too sweet. Raid the building and bring all the corrupt bureaucrats to justice, after they spent some time in an un-air-conditioned cell that is. I know, we’ll take out France. Not so much that they’re evil, but because most other countries have. We wouldn’t want the U.S. to fall behind other countries now, would we? I know we can do a better job at razing France than the moors. They were just muslims on horses with white women* and we got some kick a$$ weapons now. So, line up wackos, take a number and put a bid in now for a down home curb stomp.
*Could not for the life of me find a picture of a moor soldier but when I saw this, in the context I was writing I almost lost it.