Completely Insensitive Jokes About…This Guy
Normally when I make insensitive jokes, I target historical figures, celebrities, or groups of people. But, every once in a while someone just screams to be made fun of; case and point, this guy (warning when viewing his page, turn down volume, or you might cause bystanders to wonder about your sexual orientation). What could I possibly say that could even come close to the things that his guy said to make fun of him? Le me start by taking random quotes of his that I find particularly funny and/or disturbing. For instance, "Although Peter pan is definitely a boy, to me this character is perfectly asexual,…" and "So such a character(Peter Pan), by his fairy-like qualities and elfin appearance, represents a literal blaspheme against their(my) "god". "
Hmm ...there is food for thought. Peter Pan is the poster child for effeminate males, and all this time I thought it was about a boy that didn’t want to grow up and fought pirates. Guess I was way off. It turns out Peter Pan is a non gender specific 50 year old, that wants people to think boys acting like girls is o.k. I guess that’s why he hung out with the lost boys all the time and never made a move on Wendy. Does Michael Jackson know he has competition in the loony contest? This guy could probably make it to the top of CUG’s Gay List. The other most disturbing/funny thing is the guest book. Probably hundreds of posts and only one person that says "Doesn’t anyone else think this guy is strange?". I think most normal people would say that a 50 year old that dresses up as a Disney character for fun(it aint his job folks) is more than just strange, it’s hanging on the balance of being certifiable. I’m betting he still lives with his mom. CUG hook Pan up on your list for next time.
Authors note: What ever happen to boys wanting to become men and men wanting to be manly?