Evil Glenn’s Masterpiece of Literature
A filthy lie
As you all know, Evil Glenn is the pol-pot of puppy blending, the premiere of penguin philandering, and a kung fu master of hobo killing, but did you know that he is soon to expand his evil ways to print. This of course raises alot of speculation from the blogdodecahedron, as to who would by a book about blending puppies, mating penguins, and killing hobos, besides his evil minions.
Through meticulous searches through Evil Glenn compound disguised as one of his Rocky Top Brigade bloggers. (basically I wore a UT shirt) I found that Evil Glenn is actually writing a how to book. “How to Create the Most Hit Blog Using Three Phrases” will be the name of the book. Yes, you guessed it. It will contain articles from other bloggers on how to create a blog and give tips to increase traffic, with his obligatory hmmm, heh , or indeed after each section making it seem as if he has an understanding or insight on the whole matter. It will probably make millions and send people scrambling to each site in the book raising their hits to an unimaginable number. These sites will, of course, give free advertising to the book that sent them hits and send Evil Glenn’s book to the top of the best sellers list. It is a scheme so evil that only Evil Glenn could implement it.