Sunday, July 31, 2005

Flesh Peddler Pill

I know most of you are worried about the physical health of you local sex workers, but the sex business is also a stressful to the mental health of your local streetwalkers. That’s why one Dr. (no not me) has made a medical breakthrough to keep the whores right in the head. What a breakthrough in psychological medicine, the Dr. (no not me) should be commended. Now we will no longer hear “you crazy ho” being yelled by snazzy dressed pimps on the street. If there is one thing people don’t want to see, crazy scantily clad women is it.

13 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

So now we will hear "yo hazy ho".

Those snazzy pimps better watch out. They may have their eyeballs clawed out, soon after withholding Hozac.

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

It's non-habit forming.

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger Uber said...

haha. One word. Incorrigible. :)

 
At 2:24 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Yo buss dis. Amazin. All dis time I wuz unduh de impression dat all a wukin young ho needed wuz a swift boot in de ass. Imagine dat all we pimps, players, ballers an' high rollers gotta do now be git some drugs! Dis be de bes thin since O.J. gets off fuh killin dat white young ho! Later Sheeit!

 
At 2:25 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Gotta love the ebonics translator

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Word.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger Pebble said...

yo ho yo ho a bottle of rum for me

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I like your new header.
It's the shizzna.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger mlwhitt said...

;) Always fun to be chillin' on your blog. All you Playaz aren't punked with pokin fun at everything. Gotta Bounce.

;)

No I really didn't know all that slang I found it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_slang

Fun reading.

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

peace, love, dove, nickel bag, genny cream...

Uhh, grew up with hippy parents, sorry...

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

I take mine with a raspberry cognac, beyotch!

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Nice new title. It's got that snazzy pimp look to it.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

And everyone knows pimpin' ain't easy!

 

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