Monday, July 25, 2005

I'm Here; I'm Listening


Alright, I didn't put a Dr. in front of my name just to make people think I'm a real doctor (I'm not by the way, I just wanted to make fun of Dr.Kenny). I'm here to help with all your problems and/or questions. Believe me when I say, I have an answer for all, and maybe the answer I give will even make sense (don't hold your breath though). So, come on, test my knowledge, ask my advice (and for the women ask for advice then don't follow it), there are no limits to the asinine answers you will recieve. Plus, I still owe everyone for the answer you gave me.

12 Comments:

At 8:00 PM, Blogger Kate said...

Dr. Phat Tony,

Why don't men ask for directions?


Your fan,

Katey :)

 
At 3:30 AM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

We have a built in divining rod, it guides us on all quests, journeys, treks and adventures. How it works is a mystery, kind of like homing pigeons and posi-trac on a 59 Plymouth

 
At 5:04 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Why will my son allow others to post articals on his web page, but will not print the artical his feeble, old, and nearly blind father submitted? Could it be he is afraid others will think he isn't as smart as his father? All in favor of reading the Phat Prehistory. say Yea.

 
At 5:53 AM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Pop,

I think it is nearly criminal for him to keep your posts off of his site. I for one, know quite a bit about the Dr. as of summer '98........ I would love to hear about the pre-soldat days back in sweet home Alabama...

 
At 5:55 AM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Ooops, I forgot to tell PT how awesome that pic is by the way!

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

This is a question for Phat science. Are we all made of particles, waves, strings or ... ?

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

O.k. it will be posted, now start asking questions or this post will fail.

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

OK here's a math question:

You are 40 and fall for a girl who is 10. You can't marry her because you are 4 times older than she is.

You wait 5 years. You are now 45 and she is 15. Only 3 times older.

You wait 15 more years. She is now 30 and you are 60. Only 2 times as old as she is.

How long do you have to wait until she catches up?

(OK so it is an old Abbott and Costello routine...but it is funny!)

 
At 8:04 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Why are pictures of monkeys funny, but real monkeys are evil and stink?

Hey, I just described a hippy!!

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Why is it when your outstanding in your field your not actualy out standing in your field.

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Pebble said...

How do scientists know cats don't have "Sweet" taste buds?
Wouldn't you have to be a cat to know if you can taste sweet or not?

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger a4g said...

To follow up CUG, I hate hippies.

Does that qualify as a question?

 

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