Initiation Time…”Ban the Dan”
My blog is a few weeks old now, and I’ve accomplished one of my goals already. Good news is, that I made enough money to get the postage stamp to send my cable bill. The bad news is, it was because Pay-Pal deposited 48 cents to confirm my bank account. It’s time for me to start doing some serious blogging though. I’ve already made fun of hippy protestors, ridiculed a left wing moon-bat, been linked on a larger website, and entered a carnival. Now it’s time for me to up the ante and be a part of the downfall of a reporter and/or politician. I don’t think I can be called a true blogger until I make a reporter and/or politician apologize or resign.
The target is Dan Satterfield the local weather guy. (O.k. so I’m starting small. I’ve only been blogging a few weeks anyway. What, did you think I could take down a prime time nationally syndicated reporter down?) This is also where my illustrious 11 (the new name for my readers) come in. Help me choose the best way to make this weather man resign and /or apologize. Here are some methods that I could use, in bullet form.
• The Truth: I’ve actually witnessed Disaster Dan give his own tornado warning for a county that was not on the National Weather Service list. He said that with the amount of experience that he had, he could issue this warning, because he couldn’t figure out why the National Weather Service hadn’t. I’m thinking possibly because that county was not in danger of having a tornado. He still told all the poor people to get out of their mobil homes and go lay in a ditch to avoid injury.
• Filthy Lies: I could also just start filthy lies, and see if those would be enough to knock him down a notch or two. For example; Disaster Dan sells children to rich Arab oil tycoons.
• Harmless Quotes: Another possibility would be to take something that he said, and twist and turn it till he has to apologize for the way we understood it. For instance; “The laws of time and space according to Isaac Newton were wrong!” I think he trying to say that Sir Isaac Newton is a dummy and that physics student, professors, and graduates are idiots for believing such nonsense.
Well, its time for you to set me straight on how I should proceed. I want desperately to make my blog ligitimate and taking down a person in the public view seems to be the next logical step. Use the comment section to give me advice. “Ban the Dan” has begun.