Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Job Opening for Killers in the GOP

Where was I when this position was being advertised? I could be on the hit squad for the Republican Party. I think Begala was a little bit misguided with his statement though. Republicans want to kill terrorists, and although left wing moon-bats love terrorists, that doesn’t make them terrorists. I think it makes them traitors. As for killing his children, that’s sounds like something militant Islamic terrorists, or pro-abortion Dems would do, not the Republican Party.

11 Comments:

At 6:09 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Every good sniper needs a spotter. Please consider me when you apply :)

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Has anyone asked his kids if they want that big phat tax-free inheritence? We can all be winners here while doing a 'p***er job protecting the country'.

 
At 7:46 AM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Yeah Republicans do a horrible job protecting the country... that is why Bill Clinton "led" us on such great national defense missions such as KFOR and the like.... By the way, back in the summer of '98 the great shitbag himself Usama Bin Laden (same fuckface, different spelling) was a known terrorist to the administration, they could have taken him out but perhaps certain people in charge... were uh... busy squaring themselves away with a hummer... or something like that.. I don't know, I am just a soldier....

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

I can understand Begala's fright. He's got that giant forehead that presents such a juicy target. I know I'd be tempted...

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Gunnutt, remember; always center mass. umm.. never mind I guess your forehead idea is good.

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger PoP said...

With Begala, the fore head is center mass. even a poor feeble nearly blind old man couldn't miss that.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Yes but obviously couldn't read the end of the statement. Remember to tilt your head so you tri-foculs pick up all of the comment.

 
At 12:29 PM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

I'm not into all that political mess. But I'm up for some killing. :)

 
At 7:57 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Get some Larry

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger The Anti-Hippie said...

sounds good. where do i sign?

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger mensabarbie said...

You've all heard the Mark Twain
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

Well, swap "death" with "life", and you've got a Paul Begala, principal.

 

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