Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Oh The Humanity!

I woke up last night in a cold sweat with my faced stretched into a silent scream of horror. The image that had come to me in a dream is surely a sign of the end of the world. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had witnessed something truly horrible, and the images were so real it had to be true. With a few quick searches I had confirmed the disastrous incident. A curse of impotency for the driver of this vehicle is the only punishment fitting. It’s the signs of the times my friends. Go get the pales of sheep’s blood to paint on your door sills, the end is nigh.

13 Comments:

At 4:29 PM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

At least it is only Grolsch and not something good like Guinness Extra Stout.

THAT would be a hate-crime!

 
At 4:54 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

It's beer and that's enough to bring a tear to my eye. Sor tof like that commercial with the Indian(feathers not dot)when those guys threw garbage out of their truck.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

"YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!"

"Khhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!"

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Muslim beer saboteurs? They might be tired of being picked off by the tight security around the oil wells. You know what the religion of peace says about alchohol.

 
At 6:31 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

They're killing beers now?
That's it.
You f###ers are goin' down!!!

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous mensa B said...

Whuh-oh..
hope the clean-up crew wears gloves. (Your fault, CUG!)

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger bob said...

Let us all bow our heads and pray for the lost beer.

 
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

Love the reactive pork armor dude! Next step is most obvious....
Develop the "PORKTRON BOMB"!!!
Yes! When detonated, it will leave valuable mid-east mud huts standing, yet saturate the jihadi's with (delicious) PORKTRON GOO!!! Refining this new weapon against terror could produce a 50 MEGAPORK yield!!!

 
At 10:41 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

It's in the works.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger fmragtops said...

I shall not sleep soundly for the rest of the day after viewing such a horrific catastrophe. I propose we lobby congress to pass the Brewer-Patriot Act and freeze the funds of any delivery driver guilty of such massacre.

 
At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

Mensa,

I am sure it was one of them there foreign made trucks.

Not your fault CUG!

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

So much beer... Wasted. No one wasted... From so much beer. Let us pray.

 
At 10:53 PM, Anonymous mukrz said...

... oh, no, what are they going to server at Oktoberfest from 10:00 AM to 10:05 AM?

 

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