PLATO for Terrorists
P.L.A.T.O (Pork Laden Anti-Terrorist Ordnance) is in its final testing phase. This weapon, of incredible terrorist dispatching ability, should be available to the armed forces within the next few months. Developed and made in the birth place of the Saturn V and Sean Hannity, Huntsville AL, the project has boosted the local economy. Engineer Jim, the project leader, has said “We don’t particularly like terrorist ‘round here, and all though we have to give up some delicious pork, it’s a sacrifice we’re willin’ to make” He also said, “It’ll send those Islamofacists to eternal damnation, and smell like the 4th of July at the same time.” With the two models, one for long distance delivery, and one for short range, the terrorists will being running back to the caves.