UT Helps Protect Against Ali
The University of Tennessee, with the cooperation of the UAW, has released a new product "guaranteed not to be targeted by suicide bombers." The all new Anti-Terrorist Pick-Up Truck, is what the soldiers of the future will be driving when occupying a country where militant Islamics like to sacrifice their lives to hurt our soldiers. Notice the reactive pork armor protecting the vehicle from sex starved terrorists. The reactive pork armor works by expelling small pieces of flying pig, that will cover the remains of the suicide bomber, keeping them from meeting those 72 virgins. Department of Defense officials are pleased with the development of such and effective defense and are asking if the university has any ideas about pork projectiles for weapons. The Defense Department officials said, "We would really like to develop a hand held weapon that will, not only kill terrorists, but also send them straight to hell in the eyes of their wacko accomplices." And also said, "We are really pleased with this armor. It may not stop suicide bombers right away, but when news spreads that those little bastards are going straight to Muslim hell, they’ll think twice about blowing up a soldier's vehicle".
Hat Tip to Tennessee Extreme Hunting Adventures for the pic.
Update: P.L.A.T.O. (Pork Laden Anti-Terrorist Ordnance) is near completion.
Update: You bet I'm trying to cash in.