Saturday, July 23, 2005

What is More Gay?

So we all know that Rosie O’Fat Lesbian is gay, everything on the gay list is gay, gay pride parades are gay, and Honda Del Sols are gay, but which one of these next two items is the most gay.
There was a wedding this past weekend and "anonymous" said that he wasn’t going because weddings were gay, and the wedding invitation was pink instead of having cool army insignia all over it. This same anonymous was then caught, just days later, getting a manicure. What I pose to you is, which one of these is most gay. Take the poll and let’s see what the public says.

Update: It doesn't look good for anonymous. Is there not any hand model out there willing to step up and cast a ballot towards a pink invitation to a function where men are present and participating?

Which is the Gayest?
Wedding invitation that is pink. That's mega-gay!
A man getting a manicure. I don't care if it has man in the name it's still too gay for straight people to do.

Free polls from


At 1:01 PM, Anonymous mensaB said...

How about, "A pink manicure"...(hee)

At 1:53 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Not telling who "anonymous" might possibly be considered gay. Or at least just wrong! Oh yeah, real men bite their nails!

At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

A manicure? It doesn't get much more gay. Bet he shaves his legs too!

Weddings usually have receptions - Receptions have free booze - I don't care what color the invitation is, nothing is gay about that!

At 4:40 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Weddings are so not gay. Women (for the most part) dress up really hot-like and parade their pretty little tushies around the dance floor. If that's gay, then gay me up!

At 7:02 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Totally gay, dude.

Proof that having the word "man" in it is no indicator if it is manly or not...

At 6:33 AM, Blogger PoP said...

We men are allways getting the short end. just for proof. list MENopause, MENstrate and MENengitis

At 10:32 PM, Anonymous mukrz said...

If a dude is getting a manicure he is either pussywhipped, gay, a male pornstar, or wants to look like one of those young bimmer owners who has a pair of driving gloves that they drape across the steering wheel.


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