4 out of 5 Dentists….
4 out of 5 dentists recommend cocaine over its redneck cousin Crystal Meth. Surprising most hill billy junkies, it turns out the backwoods concoction of ammonia and cold medicine is not so good for the pearly whites. “Meth mouth” is becoming an increasing problem in rural western states. Dr. Paskar said, “It looks like you told the person to stand up and took a sledgehammer to their mouth…”
Crystal meth manufacturer Jason said,”I can’t say whether it’s the meth or the lack of dental insurance. You know, jobs with dental insurance are hard to find these days, especially for meth heads.” Jason also noted, “This is probably just a conspiracy brought about by the cocaine industry. They see that we are coming into our own and just can’t handle the competition. I think Karl Rove had a hand in this.”
Even still, the dental schools are now offering “Meth Mouth 101” where they learn valuable information about the typical redneck cocaine abusers. One student went on the record saying, “I didn’t know people still had mullets. Who would take a drug that messes up your teeth and makes you a fashion victim? I’ll stick with animal tranquilizers thank you.”
Glenn a recovering meth addict said, “I’ll never be able to smile again. Crystal Meth has killt my teeth man.”