Monday, August 01, 2005

Do What I Say or the Hippy Gets It!


That’s right folks, Helen Thomas is furious that a reporter let the cat out of the bag on her suicide promise. “…he wrote about it. That isn't right.” She said after a report came out that she would commit suicide if VP Cheney ran for president. So now we have two liberal wackos promising to die if certain Republicans run for office. Rosie O’Donnell’s head will explode if Condi is the Prez, and Helen Thomas will off herself if Cheney runs. Is it so bad for liberals now that they have to threaten their own lives to gain sympathy for their nominees? Maybe they should have a liberal suicide squad like they did in the movie “The Life of Brian”. A whole bunch of stinky hippies could line up and commit seppuku in protest of some one running for office. I guess that is a big difference between conservatives and liberals. Conservatives would rather kill other people in protest of what they think is unacceptable behavior (like terrorists), than kill themselves.

14 Comments:

At 7:03 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

Is it just me, or does this bring back memories of Blazing Saddles when Cleavon Little held himself hostage. "She despat, do what she saaaay, do what she saaaay."

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Cheney/Rice '08!


In fact, is there any way we can hold the election early?

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Hmm. This looks familiar somehow. Two two hot democrat babes in hot water.

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Cheney/Limbaugh '08


Oh, Yeah.

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Uber said...

This is why liberals lose and are therefore losers. Dang drama queens with their loser talk make me wanna puke.

What righty, or true independent for that matter, have you ever heard threaten to leave the U.S. or die?

Heck nah, we'll be right here fighting for it (and irritating them to the bitter end if nothing else).
That's winner talk!

Btw, your post headlines alone crack me up! *two thumbs up*

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

What? You say ONLY TWO liberals are threatening suicide? This is hardly even a good start. Let me know when around 100 of them line up. Oh wait......Rosie(fat pig)O'Donnel actually counts as 25 people because she's so freakin FAT. Ok, so maybe it IS a good start.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Did I tell you that Rosie O'donnell eats adopted children?

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous jessinunu said...

ya'll are so mean!hate burst your bubble. but, Hiliary will be the next Prez! hippies dont have a good fashion sence(tie-dye and all) but, no reason to hate. phat tony rosie slept with you girlfriend and you girlfriend said rosie has a bigger one than you. remember guys fashion tip of the day:dressier patina sandals are in!

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

You're so filled with hate young one. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a wife. But if she was a girlfriend she would have better taste in women than Rosie O'Fat Lesbian. Jessi your naivety is only surpassed by your hatred if you think Hitlary will be anything but what she is now.

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

If Hillary gets the Presidency (again), I personally vote for a full scale rebellion. I'm ready...aren't you?

 
At 2:40 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

"I'll never talk to a reporter again!" Thomas was overheard saying.

I think this must mean she's going to off herself regardless. I mean, she can't even talk to herself anymore.

 
At 3:36 PM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

Dr P.T.
You didn't have to tell me Rosie (pig) McDonnalds eats small orphaned children. I went to her website (YOU posted a link) and saw a picture of her. She had bits of kids smeared on her shirt and was still licking her pudgy fingers. Before I left her website, I signed up a co-worker to her mailing list! Yes!!!

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Kira said...

We should definitely reconsider assisted suicide.

 
At 10:07 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Wouldn't it be great if they all came true. There'd be paradise on earth.

 

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