Friday, August 05, 2005

Evolution Takes Forever

It seems that I might never evolve past being vermin in ttlb. Maybe I’m not intelligently designed to be anything more than a buck-toothed quadruped. Anyone have suggestions on how I can move up to being at least something that they don’t sell poison for? Maybe some sort of evolve-o-quick pill.

Update: I am ranked #203 on ecotraffic.

Update: Taking A4G's advice, I have decided to go into mega-trackback mode with articles. If this doesn't work A4G, then I hope you'll get Stephen Hawkings to do a little Snoop Dog For me. Have a covered dish special at Basil's Blog



Update: TTLB linked me on Topics (all the way at the bottom)

16 Comments:

At 8:37 AM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Join the alabama web bloggers, linked on my site. It has to be good for something.

Maybe the American flag league.

...or homespun bloggers.

BlogShares????

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

It sounds like you have a pretty serious case of genus envy.

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I'm trying to increase my chromosone count

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger a4g said...

"I'm Dr. Phat Tony, the greatest freakin' blogger in the world. Heck, even when I poop, it's comedy gold! I'm featured on Boortz and Little Green Footballs and like 73 different gun forums. But I still like to visit my peeps, ya know 'the little guys', 'cause I'm keepin' it real."

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Seriously, though, trackback on the open post on Mudville, Outside the Beltway, and Basil's Blog every day. Wizbang has open trackbacks on Saturday morning. In TTLB, it's all about links, and you'll climb amazingly fast by adding just 10-15 links.

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

My goal for this weekend is to be something other than a damn rat. I will evolve this weekend, so help me blogging god.

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

Even if you do evolve you'll still be small. :D

I don't aspire to climb to the top of the eco-system. Then you will be expected to produce. It will then feel like a job, hence no fun at all.

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

From what I see the top of the ecosystem just put links on their site and say things like "heh" and "indeed"

 
At 9:35 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Hey PT I am back... Just wanted to say "Durka Durka... Mohammed Jihad"
and "hey Delph how's life...?"
"taking Forever!"

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger a4g said...

Doctor, make sure to trackback on the Mudville Gazette open post. They'll love your content, and it's good for 50 visitors a day, too.

 
At 5:32 AM, Blogger William Teach said...

Quite frankly, Tony, take the traffic over the links. I like saying that I am a Playful Primate (though will probably drop down into the Mammals soon), but I'd rather have the traffic. Between my original typepad address and domain name, probably get about 3-400 a day.

I don't know if you do any of the Carnivals, but try a few. My favorite is the Bonfire of the Vanities :)

PS: adding you to the AFL roll this am.

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Don't let my site meter fool you. That average was off the strength of 1 article and the promotion of a talk show host.

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I've De-evolved back to being a rodent.

 
At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Your still more advanced than my flappy self.

 
At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

But you're not ahead of my marsupial self. Two blogs, Two levels of evolution.

 
At 4:38 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Hmm, A rodent, possible, very possible. just catching up on your site. returned from GA. to see you are a little down. I'm still proud of you even if you are a rodent.
Love ya

 

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