Let Me Run Something By You
So I didn’t post this weekend and will write two posts this morning to make up for it. The first thing I want to run by you guys is some new ideas for a contest. The old contest is still on so keep entering. I have two ideas for new contests. One is a “Rent a Pop”. I will rent out my old, feeble, and nearly blind father to your site, to make comments and refresh his browser every hour. It will be like an adopt a geezer program.
The next idea is to have a silent auction for a drunken phone call from B-Cack. Who ever wins the silent auction will receive a phone call from B-Cack in his most inebriated state. I can’t promise this one will work, because B-Cack can’t even give me a call when he’s drunk. Look at this email he sent me this weekend (spelling errors included): Hey, that phone number you gave me didn't work... I am kind of drunk right now... can't remember my bunber, It is a 254 whicch it Texas of course.... I mignt be drunk enought to spell check and write you about how the gas prices pISS Me the f**C off and MY take in the deal. Send me your phone number again, as I did try to dial it sober. B-Cack
This is the kind of thing that keeps me from giving him the keys to the blog. Who knows what insanity will end up there.