Friday, August 12, 2005

Link Love Friday

First I want to point you to three people that are way too smart for me. I know that I would never be able to hold a coherent conversation with these three unless I got them stupid drunk first.

A4G has got to be one of the funniest and sharpest satirist I’ve ever read. I’m not quite sure how he comes up with his stuff everyday, but I think it has something to do with a deal with the devil.

MensaBarbie is another one that seems to have way too much intellect for me to deal with. I’m not sure which scientific journals she’s reading but I’m sure they’re all beyond me.

Insolublog, besides owning one of my mugs making him the smartest man in the world, seems to understand politics and economics in a way I may never grasp. I’m just a dumb Alabamian, so I’ll have to stick to the poop jokes and photoshopped pics.

Look at their sites and feel a little less confident in your own mental capacities. Also go check out Basil’s Blog where I track back to enhance my status in TTLB.

(This was not an attempt to gain complements. I was just pointing out that I was not intelligently designed to be as smart as them.)

14 Comments:

At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

Crap, if I knew you were from Alabama...

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger a4g said...

Doctor, the satire has far more to do with being stupid drunk than any deals made with any aforementioned devil.

(And what exactly has that bastard been saying about me-- I deny everything.)

And also note, that when I was young enough to serve my country, I was too busy being smug and self-indulgent to rise to the task. When 9/11 came, and I was an old man with too many expensive kids, I watched those towers fall and knew that for the rest of my life, I would live with a hole in my heart where my military service should have been.

As it is now, I have to hope for a good ol' fashioned hippy-killing civil war. Bring it on, baby.

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Hey! Why aren't I too smart for you? And when does this hippy killing begin? I know what you mean about serving your country a4g. I passed, after being in the recruiters office, because I didn't felt like I would make the cut. I figgered I wind up getting myself thrown out, and that wouldn't make for a good public record. I also had, and still have a big problem with being told what to do. I've yet to have a job where I wasn't suspended, or at least written up for explosive outbursts of anger.

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

If I were so damn smart, I would be calling myself Dr. Insolublog.

I wonder who had that evolutionary flash of brilliance?

Ask anyone who reads your blog, is it more fun to be wise in the ways of economics, or be a true genius in the ways of beating up hobos. Indeed.

I'm with a4g. Military service to your country puts you on a higher plane of respect and admiration. My dad served combat in Korea and as a green beret in Vietnam, with a 20 year career. If I had acted young enough, I might have been able to serve, before age and two injections a day barred my service.

 
At 7:26 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

You're right Insolublog. Haroine does put a damper on Physical training

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Drugs of that nature, would have made me an editorial author on a certain major New York newspaper long ago. Besides, my dad would have punched my ticket for abusing any drug; Bless his heart.

 
At 8:06 PM, Anonymous b-cack said...

I am not too smart... after all, I did get out and then Back into the Army???

 
At 8:31 PM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

Yeah Doc, I is aint too smurt neether. why i done payed too durn much fer sum a yuh stoks in duh blawgshars markut. yu look an see now, ya heer?

http://blogshares.com/blogs.php?blog=http%3A%2F%2Fdrphattonys.blogspot.com%2F

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Thank God you didn't lop me in with the intellectuals! I'm just a bug, dumb guy . . . and proud of it!

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Well Wyatt you admitted to standing in front of a moving car with a 9mm drawn to stop it. YOu'll have to redeem yourself before you can make that list.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

I come here 'cause you're funny and smart, but you already knew that. I'll compliment you whether you like it or not!

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

OUCH!!!

Good point, though.

 
At 2:42 AM, Anonymous mensa B said...

Omgd! We must have been having a 'twin-day'....
I was just thinking, I must be so dumb not to hire the funniest Dr. Phat man on the net, to write all my comedy.
(*,,,*)
(So if I end up being funny, the cat's out of the bag.)

 
At 4:47 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I love ya son, but I think you took after your mom on the brain thing. the good looks came from me.

 

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