Monday, August 01, 2005

Phat Poetry


I’ve no real skill when it comes to poetry, but Jessi has inspired me to give it a shot. Jessi is on loan from Fmragtops Spews, sort of like a troll exchange program. It’s not in iambic pentameter or anything, but it’s the best I got.

Ode to Jessi

You are a troll
And that’s o.k.
Your left wing rants
Make my day.

You want Hitlery
To be our Prez
And do not care
What anyone says.

You are naïve
And quite bold.
You make me think
You’re a twelve year old.

You are a liberal,
And a snob.
That will change
When you get a job.

You're full of hate
And a loon.
I hope you find
some logic soon.

Your moon-bat ways
Are always funny.
Now buy my swag
And give me money.


Konec

How’d I do? If this makes you feel bad Jessi; try some
Hozac

14 Comments:

At 5:46 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

Brilliant. Especially the greedy capitalistic commercial at the end. *sniff* just brilliant!

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I'm glad you liked it. Shameless self promotion in prose.

 
At 7:18 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

gunnnut was the lightning before my thunder. The only thing the terrorists (and Jessi-esque trolls ) hate worse than pigs, are greedy capitalist pigs.

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Mmmmmm...pigs.
Way to prose, Doc.

 
At 7:49 PM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

As my former Professor of German Poetry once said, "Hmmm...seems we have some poetry on the board. Good poetry? No. But Poetry none the less."

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

What do you expect, fricken Sir Walter Scott? It's free and I'm a killer for god's sake. I'm only part Scottish, so I can't be one of those warrior poets I heard about in Braveheart.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Cove Rebel said...

Ah, therein lies the problem! As a part Scotsman, you should know the best poetry is conceived whilst under the influence of strong drink!

A flaggon of mead for the lad! That should allow the words to flow forth as soothing to the soul as breast milk for the babe!

Oh, and I'll drink too, just so you won't feel alone!

(I can't wait to hear the critique of this at work tomorrow!) HA!

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Ah. But it's the Scotsman, AKA Adam Smith, blended with the killer, that makes him a Zen master in the economics of greedy capitalism.

 
At 10:09 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Almost limerick like in feel.

 
At 1:05 AM, Anonymous Larry Morin said...

Pfffttt... I'd rate it mediocre. Ok, well maybe slightly better than that. :D

Now fix that title tag in your code! Pay attention to detail!

 
At 4:36 AM, Anonymous Fitch said...

I agree, you messed up your title tag. Instead of "Dr. Phat Tony's", it says "img"

 
At 5:19 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Corrected.

 
At 10:23 AM, Anonymous jessinunu said...

very cute! just hated to see you use up all of you brain cells on something for me! this is why our country is in trouble.. men like you are so close minded. you want the world should think the way you do! If they dont, you try to bully them. sorry, I'm not scared of your little jokes and stupid comments.I feel sorry for you. you must not have a women...you bang away at the keyboard about me. instead you could have been bang'in your women. sorry, in your case another man. like I said before, go shopping, have sex and vote for hiliary!! have a great fashion day!!

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Heh, I guess my genius is lost on you jesse, but don't worry your hatred will melt away with time and maturity.

 

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