Monday, August 08, 2005

Q&A With Dr. Phat Tony

It’s been two weeks and I’m ready to do it again. If you’ve got a question, I’ve got an answer. I watched the Discovery channel all weekend and have prepared myself to take on the queries that you have. So lay it on me I’m ready.

Warning: Dr. Phat Tony does not have a PHD in any field of science and often makes up answers for the amusement of Dr. Phat Tony. Dr. Phat Tony is not responsible for the outcome of any situation when following Dr. Phat Tony’s advice. If you feel that you will need to bring litigation against anyone try suing a restaurant or Wal-Mart. If any advice is followed and a favorable result occurs please drop money into the donation box.

21 Comments:

At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Why don't women ever admit that their period might be at least partially responsible for the argument you just had? I need to know doc.

 
At 9:46 AM, Blogger Kate said...

Doc,

Do gentleman really prefer blondes?

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Now that you seem to be firmly a TTLB Marauding Marsupial, what will you be storing in your new pouch?

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

What part of the brain makes men mix beer and sports, while women mix wine and shopping?

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

What happens if a terrorist is killed by U.S. troops, or police prior to killing any infadels, how many virgins does he get?

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger PK said...

What is the air speed velocity of an African Swallow?

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger PoP said...

At what age do children start accepting responsability for their own screw ups, and stop crapping on their parents when they bail them out?( disclaimer ) This question is in no way directed at my number 1 son.

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Why are liberals so certain that they are always right and that the rest of us poor bumpkins either have deep character flaws, mental retardation or are closet "Brown Shirts" who secretly celebrate Adolf Hitler and we'll vote for their idiology if only they point this out to us often and loud enough?

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why ?? you hate woman so much , if not her who can make you smile last night......????? :-)

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

What is your name?


What is your Quest?


What is your favorite color?

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger Jackie said...

Why don't men realize women are always right?

Accept this and everyone would be a lot happier.

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

What is the meaning of life? And does it have anything to do with guns?

 
At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Why don't women realize that men are always right? Or at least pretend that they are? Then we'd all be happier.

 
At 4:24 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Why is getting a manicure GAY, and going to your friends wedding not?
(Why do your friends buy you midget porn... and why did I watch it.... twice... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Aha! Finally some closure to that one. *g*

 
At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Lil' B-Cack said...

Why does my big brother admit to watching midget porn???

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

How many drinks do you want me to have on Wakikki Beach for you tomorrow morning?

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Um... When do we get to the "A" portion of the Q & A?

 
At 4:16 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Right Now.

 
At 4:51 AM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Yay!

 

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