Saturday, August 13, 2005

Slave Labor at Dr. Phat Tony’s

To quote Lloyd "Despite being old and dangerous behind the wheel, senior citizens can still serve a purpose. Don't go dying on me now..."" I called my dad, Pop, to come over and help me with my air conditioner. I’m not so mechanically inclined and I also despise manual labor. My dad, although old, feeble, and nearly blind, does have a skill that I lack. He is like an idiot savant when it comes to fixing any machine. Tell him what the machine is supposed to do and he can get it working again. What’s more is he works cheap. I promised him that I would let him look at porn on my computer and take him to a movie, and he eagerly agreed to crawl around under my house and find out why my air conditioner was making my utility bill enormous. Turns out that I needed to clean the intake coil. So once that was done, I let Pop rate a few camel toes (Warning, link not safe for work. Yankees might call it a moose knuckle.) and I’m going to take him to see Batman later.
If you don’t have a mechanically inclined old, feeble and nearly blind relative that works for porn and free movies, I suggest you go down to the old folk’s home and invest in one. They’re quite handy.

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9 Comments:

At 11:32 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Sounds like a good man deserving of camel toe. Oh, and Batman is excellent!

FIRST!!!

 
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Even though old and feeble, I am willing to bet that Phat senior can still kick your ass if need be, I know my old man can and he is at least 102?

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Are you in there Tony? Has Evil Glenn taken over this blog?

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Not yet. I've foritfied my blog with anti-puppy blending tank traps.

 
At 2:26 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

I’m not so mechanically inclined and I also despise manual labor. Are you talking about me or you, Doc? Also, I'm not so sure you're defense system is working. You also need to protect from the mind-control devices of the aliens that have made instapundit, and the Koreans their pawn.

 
At 6:31 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Not word safe, indeed!!!!

My dad was great at fixing stuff, too.

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Thanks a lot Doc, now ratemycameltoe.com is going to show up EVERY time someone hits the letter R.

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Kate said...

OMG! Are you trying to give your dad a heart attack with that site! Oh my...it's definitely...ummmm...

Well, that about sums it up! =)

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Just be carefull to pick a lucid one. if they take something apart they may forget how to put it back together.

 

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