Slave Labor at Dr. Phat Tony’s
To quote Lloyd "Despite being old and dangerous behind the wheel, senior citizens can still serve a purpose. Don't go dying on me now..."" I called my dad, Pop, to come over and help me with my air conditioner. I’m not so mechanically inclined and I also despise manual labor. My dad, although old, feeble, and nearly blind, does have a skill that I lack. He is like an idiot savant when it comes to fixing any machine. Tell him what the machine is supposed to do and he can get it working again. What’s more is he works cheap. I promised him that I would let him look at porn on my computer and take him to a movie, and he eagerly agreed to crawl around under my house and find out why my air conditioner was making my utility bill enormous. Turns out that I needed to clean the intake coil. So once that was done, I let Pop rate a few camel toes (Warning, link not safe for work. Yankees might call it a moose knuckle.) and I’m going to take him to see Batman later.
If you don’t have a mechanically inclined old, feeble and nearly blind relative that works for porn and free movies, I suggest you go down to the old folk’s home and invest in one. They’re quite handy.
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