Trees Killed My Son!
It seems like a loony thing to chant, but lately it’s been quite popular with the anti-war crowd. It seems that war protestors now blame soldiers, being killed by terrorists, on the amount of trees that America has. This makes perfect sense. The terrorists are infuriated by the fact that we, the infidels, live in a garden of Eden compared to their dusty deserts. Can anyone blame them for hating us. The solution to this war is to appease the extreme Muslim militants by cutting down all our trees and living in the same type of squalor that they live in. Only then will they accept us and stop attacking. Down with Trees I say! Down with Tr…….
Correction. They were saying Bush all along, which is just as asinine as blaming the trees I guess.