Un-Hate Mail (Spam)
So, I received this short email and at first didn’t know how to respond. After thinking about it a while, I decided I couldn’t let some bald hippy tell me how to be happy.
“Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!”
Of course I had to write back. So I wrote,
I’m glad you decided to take the time to read my blog. I didn’t know Hare Krishnas still existed. Tell me, does saying Gouranga make you happy? I tried saying Gouranga yesterday and it just made me feel foolish. Are you the type of Hare Krishna that takes LSD, or the kind that sells flowers at airports? I didn’t know Hare Krishnas had internet access. Be safe Neateye, and make sure you wear protection when you Gouranga.
On second thought Neateye, I just hope your spamming self gets caught up in a thresher while you call out Gouranga. Ya, damn hippy.
Dr. Phat Tony