Where do Terrorists Come From?
A lot of speculation has been circulated as to where do terrorists come from. They come from terrorist trees of course. Look at this one being planted here. With proper care, militant Muslim propaganda and fertilizer (fertilizer being cheap clocks and TNT), this terrorist tree will produce two types of terrorist fruit. One fruit will be the ever popular and easy to dispose of “spontaneous combustive fruit” and the other type that are slightly larger but not as brave the “cleric fruit”. With this said, there is only one way to make sure that you destroy all terrorists, Agent Orange.
Hat tip to Right Hand of God.
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