Friday, August 19, 2005

Where do Terrorists Come From?


A lot of speculation has been circulated as to where do terrorists come from. They come from terrorist trees of course. Look at this one being planted here. With proper care, militant Muslim propaganda and fertilizer (fertilizer being cheap clocks and TNT), this terrorist tree will produce two types of terrorist fruit. One fruit will be the ever popular and easy to dispose of “spontaneous combustive fruit” and the other type that are slightly larger but not as brave the “cleric fruit”. With this said, there is only one way to make sure that you destroy all terrorists, Agent Orange.

Hat tip to Right Hand of God.
Posted as a covered dish at Basil's Blog.

13 Comments:

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Oh, you just KNOW that the woman is yelling at the top of her lungs, "Lalalalalalalalalalala!" Being an American, I cannot possibly duplicate the sounds, but it's damned irritating.

FIRST!!!

 
At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Fitch said...

She could be screaming "Allah o akbar" Lousy terrorist trees. I say we clearcut the whole forest.

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

The proper defoliant would be Agent PLATO.

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'm with fitch!
LOL Doc!
Great post, again. :)

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

I love it DPT. But being the curious type, I would love to see if I could set one on fire with one of the new Tazers. That would be must see TV.

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Pebble said...

She must be a mature bulb, rather then a seed... since she is only half planted.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger kateykakes said...

She's dressed in white...is there such a thing as virgin terrorists?

Someone needs to get that crop duster and spray in a hurry before she has a chance to procreate!

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Ok you Alabama Bloggers, time to raise some hell at the Southern Poverty Law Center in Montgomery.

This is out of control.

Ya know what, unless your a poor "oppressed" illegal, you won't be heard.

 
At 4:02 AM, Anonymous Jo said...

ROFL!!!!

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger NYgirl said...

LOL.

 
At 4:16 AM, Blogger Gavriel said...

While I get the joke, I'm having a hard time laughing, knowing what is being done to the woman you are ridiculing. Sorry, I lose my sense of humor when I see a picture of a woman about to be stoned to death. May the tree these evil men planted bear fruit that wipes their cruelty from the Earth.

 
At 4:40 AM, Blogger PoP said...

For it to produce fruit, I believe it has to be planted head down. Those silly terrorists.

 
At 4:43 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Just a side bar, We are supposed to be tollorant of this religion of peace.

 

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