Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Where’s My Website?….Infidels!

That question is probably being muttered in many Middle Eastern languages at the moment. Turns out that terrorists are only good at blowing up civilians and not installing a firewall. Israeli intelligence has noticed that a lot of Al-Qaeda websites have gone the way of the suicide bombers and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Israeli official says, “We think it’s the Brits. They’re pretty pissed about the bus and subway bombing.”

British Intelligence is not confirming or denying that they are the cause of what has happened to the pro-terrorist sites. An anonymous source has told me, “It wasn’t hard to end their website. They all use one of three passwords for their log in. It’s either “Mohammed”, “Jihad”, or “George Bush is a infidel pig dog”. They’re not too smart those terrorists.”

So what will the terrorists do now to communicate with their terrorist cells? Sheik Mahbuty , a local Islamofascist leader says, “We live in caves, most of us don’t have internet access. We’ll just go back to sending letters written in crayon, like the old days. Jihad! Jihad! Infidels must die! Ooooh a goat...”

The real story here.


At 2:13 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'll bet it was the Joooooooos!

Sheik Yerbouti was a great Zappa album (showing my age again...).

At 2:25 PM, Blogger David said...

I like it.

Now for the sci-fi followup...

Attack the info-flow at the source. Recent advances in bio-nanotech (nanotech "trojan horse" cancer treatment, nanotech-built vaccines, etc.) hint at the possibilities.

Mad Scientist mode: ON

A nanotech-engineered virus that destroys language centers of the brain. Distribute infected Korans. Job done.

Or, better, maybe... A nano-engineered retrovirus that genetically transforms Arabic men into transgendered (physiological replicas of) "women"—with perhaps a few porcine genes thrown in for good measure.

Mad Scientist Mode: OFF

Well, it'd at least make a fun show for the Sci-Fi Channel...


At 3:19 PM, Blogger Uber said...

well duh it was the joooos CUG...it's always the joooos! Everyone else just puppets in teh zionist conspiracy *wink* *wink*

At 4:07 PM, Blogger Pebble said...

Poof Poof Poof they are disappearing... Go Brits Go!

Oink Oink

At 5:23 PM, Blogger a4g said...

How do they communicate now?

They send Ahmed to a crowded marketplace, where he blows himself up. A spotter on the next hill watches for which of Ahmed's body parts fly off first, checks the code for "left arm", and writes down the secret message.

At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

Hey. Is my website missing too? No one seems to have found it. It seems to be there to me. Hmm... I'll have Israeli Intelligence look into it.

At 7:13 PM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

What the...??
Those are MY passwords!!!!
Thanks for posting them on the internet. Infidel!!!

At 9:33 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Durka Durka mohammed jihad...


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