Where’s My Website?….Infidels!
That question is probably being muttered in many Middle Eastern languages at the moment. Turns out that terrorists are only good at blowing up civilians and not installing a firewall. Israeli intelligence has noticed that a lot of Al-Qaeda websites have gone the way of the suicide bombers and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Israeli official says, “We think it’s the Brits. They’re pretty pissed about the bus and subway bombing.”
British Intelligence is not confirming or denying that they are the cause of what has happened to the pro-terrorist sites. An anonymous source has told me, “It wasn’t hard to end their website. They all use one of three passwords for their log in. It’s either “Mohammed”, “Jihad”, or “George Bush is a infidel pig dog”. They’re not too smart those terrorists.”
So what will the terrorists do now to communicate with their terrorist cells? Sheik Mahbuty , a local Islamofascist leader says, “We live in caves, most of us don’t have internet access. We’ll just go back to sending letters written in crayon, like the old days. Jihad! Jihad! Infidels must die! Ooooh a goat...”
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