Monday, September 12, 2005

The Democrat 9/11

I heard somebody on the radio say that Hurricane Katrina could be the Democrat 9/11. I then started thinking that the person who said this might be right. I decided to go ahead and put myself into the Democrat frame of mind (I robbed a rich person, kept %60 and redistributed the rest amongst poor people on the condition that they wouldn’t save any of it.) and tried to figure the best way to spin it into a 9/11.

I first thought Democrats blame Bush for not seeing the signs of 9/11 and preventing it. I can see a direct comparison with Mayor Nagen of New Orleans and Governor Blanco of Louisiana. Why couldn’t they just connect the dots and keep the citizens safe from such a horrible disaster? There was plenty of intelligence showing that the attack was inevitable. I think there was even a time frame, for the ruthless attack. Maybe if the National Weather Service didn’t have to go through all the red tape to speak to the Mayor or Governor things would have been better. I suggest they have a dedicated radio station that alerts you in case of disastrous weather. The mayor and Governor could have a radio in their office just in case bad weather is coming.

Next thing Democrats would have to do is keep an accurate body count to blame on the Governor and Mayor. It wouldn’t do anybody justice to not remind them that their incompetence caused the death of people. Dems will have to set milestones like 1000 people so that way the news can keep score. When that milestone is reached make sure everyone says “More than 1000 people died because of the decisions made by Nagen and Blanco…” It has to be worked into every speech.

Of course we’ll need to set up a memorial for the dead, but instead of showing the heroics of the people that came to save the stranded, it will have to be the politically correct. It will depict police officers of all races throwing dice at Las Vegas, people of all nationalities looting from stores, and buses of all colors flooded in a parking lot.

I think this is a good start for the Dems making Katrina into a 9/11. Good luck to them. I’ll support them on anything that will get more (anybody but Democrat) people elected.

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At 9:58 AM, Blogger Norma said...

Deserves a link.

At 10:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Me... deserving of anything? I get everything I deserve and then some. Most of the time it only hurts a little.

At 10:07 AM, Blogger a4g said...

Wouldn't it be fun if we had an opposition party that was really a challenge to refute?

Frankly, this version of Democrat whack-a-mole is wearing me out. How many times does Tom have to get his a** kicked by Jerry before he figures out he's a loser?

Oooh! Dead bodies! Bush evil!

My six year old has a better sense of reality than your average Democrat activist.

Good post, Doctor.

At 10:56 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

Hey Doc, Can be Katrina's Cindy Sheehan. Blanco Lied My State Died! I can go camp out in front of the Governor's Mansion and demand to speak to Governor Blanco. I could have camp Katrina. When it's all said and done I could make a billion dollar book deal!

Pssst, I'd give you half, Doc, for inspiring the idea.

At 12:39 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

No problem. Let me know how it pans out.

At 2:54 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Don't forget the useless do-nothing commission to give everybody in Washington a free camera and absolution from all accountability.

At 2:55 PM, Blogger banjodude said...

for real...

At 5:27 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Pure genius, Doc.

If the right really has as many nut jobs as the left, where are they when we need them?

At 6:19 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

We need to get some really rich foreigner to fund a new movement like (which will pimp DPT swag for fund raising) and a group of crazy protesters like "Code Brown - Mothers for Higher Levees". Then we could hold candle light vigils in front of the Mayor and Governors mansions and sing "How Dry I Am" to badly tuned guitars.

You might be starting a beautiful movement here Doc, and one that encompasses more than bowels!

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

That has always been my start amovement that doesn't involve bowels. On a side note...has anybody noticed how easily my posts tend to end up talking about poo?

At 9:32 AM, Blogger FIAR said...

Uber, unlike on the other side, we tell our nutjobs to STFU when they speak up. They're there, nut we don't annoint them as our leaders.

At 7:27 PM, Blogger Frank Galvin said...

When are people going to wake up and smell the coffee...the Republicans are ruining this country! Cannot be disputed...a fact! While they count their gold, many hard-working Americans suffer; at our expense!! Together, we can get the vote out and get these misers out of office and replace them with some down-to-earth Democrats.

Mission #1: Vote for Don Siegelman for Alabama Governor and give these right-wing, hypocritcal, bible-thumping, shady politicians, such as Roy Moore or Riley, no chance whatsoever to do even more damage to the State of Alabama.

Mission #2: Make sure Roberts is never confirmed as Chief Justice

Mission #3: Elect a Democratic President in 2008.

Of course this must be done in a peaceful matter by getting out the votes!! This is the only fair and correct way to make changes.

Frank Galvin - A guy looking out for the little guy.

At 4:37 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Vote Chicken Don to be Governor?! Sorry bub, I think we've had enough backroom deals in AL to last a few lifetimes. You speak about Republicans counting their gold at our expense and you want to Don Siegelman to be Governor. Your logic is all jacked up like polio.


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