Wednesday, September 07, 2005

I Completely Forgot to Ask Dr. Phat Tony


I’m sorry everyone I completely forgot to spread my wisdom around yesterday and neglected to make a post where you can ask the questions that only I can answer. So, here it is. This week’s theme is Alabama. I’m sure that you have a question about the south, seeing the most my readership is a bunch of Yankees. Despite not having much of an accent, I have lived in the south most of my life. This makes me an expert on all things southern except chewing tobacco. Let the inquisition begin. I’ll post the answers tomorrow.

12 Comments:

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Being the FIRST! of those Yankee readers (BTW, screw the NY Yankees), I would like DPT to explain what the hell Chitlins and Po' Boys are.

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

When will Boss Hogg finally get those blasted Duke boys?

 
At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

With all due respect, why are Alabamians always marrying their cousins? This erudite, sophisticated, highly educated, intelligent, witty yankee needs to know these things.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

Since Alabama is alphabetically FIRST, shouldn't you by default be able to claim that position in any comment?

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Why am I depressed since the hurricane, with the feeling I can only feel better by beating the living &*&%$#$$$%$&%&$ out of every liberal I see on TV and in real life?
(I have refrained from this, so far).

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger kateykakes said...

When you ask someone from the South for directions, the standard answer is, "It's just over yonder". Why is yonder always 50 miles down the road? :p

 
At 5:10 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I realize that is only marginally related to 'Bama, but I'm PO'd.

 
At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

What's the best tool for a Southerner to kill a damn Yankee treehugger with: a 12-gauge pump or a 1991 Chevrolet 4WD with a six-inch lift kit? Possibly both?

 
At 8:30 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Why does God hate black people? He DID let the hurricane hit New Orleans after all! (Well it is actually a toss up between Him, George W. and Wal-Mart* Think of all the money they will make in the rebuild!)

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Why do certain foods look the same on the way out as on the way in?

Why is there this appealing chocolate looking coating on said foods when I drink way too much Guinness?

 
At 4:38 AM, Blogger PoP said...

When will this war of Northern Agression ever end. It seems like its been going on for years.

 
At 4:41 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I hope you will be home tomorrow I need to get my ladders back. Have a beer ready.I have been on a beer fast since your Nana and Papa have been here.

 

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