Monday, September 12, 2005

In the News

I see no need to worry about terrorists ever using a plane to attack our country again. This story is the evidence I use to prove this theory. Of course, this may not hold true for a French plane.

The Anarchists party (is it an oxymoron when anarchist organize?) in Germany is running a commercial that is offending the Germans. Naked women, drunken behavior, and rampant groping are portrayed in the T.V. spot. Germans have said that the groping and nakedness is o.k. they just have to take the part with the people shooting up with the needles out. In other news, Germans still have the needle exchange program for their Heroine addicts.

ACLU is sure to take up this man’s cause. It turns out that this blind man can’t seem to get car insurance. Go get 'em ACLU, this is right up your alley of defending the asinine.

New Mexico has neglected to teach their high school students the nuances of home economics, when it comes to topless dancers.

2 Comments:

At 7:43 AM, Blogger PoP said...

If only the media would let the story out about the plane passangers controlling the situation. Never mind it would never happen. The news wants to portray us as weak.

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger mary said...

pop you are weak. But i love you anyway.

 

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