Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Queer Eye for the Canadian


The U.S.’s main export to Canada is soon to be homosexuals. Canada is begging for the queer professionals to immigrate to Toronto Ontario. Besides being one of the first North American provinces to allow gay marriage, they also have a large number of techno clubs and Turkish baths. David Spencer, a spokesman for the provincial Ministry of Health, said, “We have gay pride every day. We are happy to have a country where being a homosexual is still not as gay as speaking French. The only thing that worries us is that people may make fun of a Canadian accent if it has a lisp.”

He also added, “Canada has been pretty gay for along time, we might as well try to take advantage of it. Plus we are in real need of people with a fashion sense. It’s been along time since we had grown men march down the street dressed in leather or wearing ridiculous costumes.”

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newson has said, “How dare Canada try to steal my constituents. Everyone knows that there is no gayer place than San Francisco.”

It looks like the struggle between Toronto Ontario and San Francisco for rights to be the gayest city, might turn into a slap fight or fashion show. I personally think it should be decided by a wiener eating contest.

The real story here.

16 Comments:

At 9:06 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

Firsssst!

Would this equate to a chick fight?

Because those can be down right funny!!

 
At 9:15 AM, Anonymous MEGABRAD said...

Oh Canada,
The gayest place on earth,
Oh Canada, I send my gays to you...
(new words to Canada national anthem)

 
At 9:46 AM, Blogger PoP said...

How gay could you get? unless you were a French Quebec Gay with a lisp. Now that would be funny. By the way bring back the movies, and you owe me a beer for cutting the tree limb.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

 
At 10:08 AM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Stupid Gay Canadians

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

So, instead of ending every sentence with 'eh?', they will now end sentences with 'gay?' Like "take off you hoser, gay?"

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

actually it will be hosssser

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

Hey, all those ssss make me look gay and I am not gay! Really I am not!!

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

Really!

 
At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

They could change thier nam to Gaynada.

 
At 6:14 PM, Blogger SeanS said...

With Canada's cold weather, wouldn't you think leather thongs would be chilly?

Gaycicles.

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Vanilla Gaycicles even!
Hoser.

'Take off eh' has a whole new meaning.

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Toni said...

Here I was believing the story as real. eh?

Gunnut - that was very cute. gay?

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger freudz wet dream said...

It's part of the free trade agreement Canada made with the US, we will import all your gays and export to you all our all our toothless, inbred trailer-folks so they may feel more at home in the US. So far it's working out rather nicely.

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

As long as they don't bring the crappy beer with them I'm all right with that.

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger freudz wet dream said...

Amen brother, you have enough crappy beer to deal with without ours adding to your troubles.

 

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