Queer Eye for the Canadian
The U.S.’s main export to Canada is soon to be homosexuals. Canada is begging for the queer professionals to immigrate to Toronto Ontario. Besides being one of the first North American provinces to allow gay marriage, they also have a large number of techno clubs and Turkish baths. David Spencer, a spokesman for the provincial Ministry of Health, said, “We have gay pride every day. We are happy to have a country where being a homosexual is still not as gay as speaking French. The only thing that worries us is that people may make fun of a Canadian accent if it has a lisp.”
He also added, “Canada has been pretty gay for along time, we might as well try to take advantage of it. Plus we are in real need of people with a fashion sense. It’s been along time since we had grown men march down the street dressed in leather or wearing ridiculous costumes.”
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newson has said, “How dare Canada try to steal my constituents. Everyone knows that there is no gayer place than San Francisco.”
It looks like the struggle between Toronto Ontario and San Francisco for rights to be the gayest city, might turn into a slap fight or fashion show. I personally think it should be decided by a wiener eating contest.
The real story here.