Friday, September 09, 2005

Red-Neck Racism


It seems that racism is running rampant in the cities that the Louisiana citizens have fled to, but not the type that is being portrayed on the news. It’s not a black and white thing. It turns out that people are refusing to help the bayou red-necks. Surprising enough, even Houston, with their country accents, refuse to help the true red-neck.

I spoke with a Houston native and he said, “Man, I tell you man, once you let a dang ‘ol red-neck on the block, man, it’s all down hill from there man. You got cars in the yard, and dang ‘ol mullets walking by schools, man. Can’t let it happen over here, man.”

But the citizens of Houston have taken a step to help get rid of red-necks as seen in this picture. Only time will tell if this will deter the muscle car driving, crystal meth heads from coming to their city.

11 Comments:

At 5:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Houston is spelled: H-O-U-S-T-O-N. Dumbass.

 
At 5:21 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I think you mean Dumas (as I am a writer, yeah) but it will be corrected. Thanks for pointing that out. I am a product of public education. Yay no child left behind and outcome based education.

 
At 6:47 AM, Blogger David said...

Yeh, like houston's gonna have all that big a problem... Like this one?

http://thirdworldcounty.blogspot.com/2005/03/thats-americas-third-world-county-for.html

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

They are exercising their right to freedom of association. With that premium quality truck repose sign, and a name like 'A Cut Above', they need to beat back all of the unmentionables who want their mullet trimmed by a classy member of the H-O-U-S-T-O-N gay community.

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Where is the ACLU on this? It's an outrage!!! Mullets are a form of free speech!!! (As are curse words shorn in someone's scalp)

 
At 10:17 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

That guy called you dumbass. Doesn't he know who you are!? talk about dumbass!!

"anonymous" too. calls you a name and doesn't bother to leave their real name or nothing. Either coward or Stoooopid!

btw, I sound so gay in the "what others are saying about me" section. but you did teach me to say first with flair!!

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Steve feel free to submit a new quote anytime you like.

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger PoP said...

So my son is a dumb a$$? Hmmm, could be. After all these years they finaly found out. Now thems fightin words. Your url has been captured. Talk about dumb a$$. What is this word verification for any way?

 
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous B-Cack said...

Phat Tony,
You want I should take care of some business for you. I could "arrange" for and accident or two to happen, you know, the world is a dangerous place.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger Nightcrawler said...

That's great! No mullets... poor Billy Ray Cyrus.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger SeanS said...

Who did you get that quote from? Boomhauer?

 

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