Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Secret Chinese Plans Uncovered

Following the example of The Evil Emperor Mindstation, I have also uncovered secret Chinese plans. By greasing Chinese politicians palms, and promising them that an American blonde would “love them long time”, I was given secret plans to prevent the spread of Asian Bird Flu. Unfortunately, like most Chinese technology, it seems a bit primitive.


Link to Basil's lunch menu

7 Comments:

At 11:52 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Sould that be sclub and velly well. you numba hanna GI. long time no see. Shote time well you been.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger a4g said...

The only part of the plan that doesn't seem to be depicted in your illustration, is the mass abortion of a few hundred million babies and the brutal repression of political dissidents. I believe all Chinese plans must include these two elements to get official approval.

Must be on the other side of the card.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

I knew something was wrong when the diplomats slipped me this and it was in Egrish.

 
At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

An insidious plan indeed, DPT. Before you know it we'll have dirty Hippies practicing hygiene, and then they will no longer be dirty.

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous B-cack said...

Fa ra ra ra ra........ Ra ra ra ra

 
At 4:37 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Shame on you son. You had better not let my favorite daughter inlaw find out you used her picture for the blond. You have no scrooples. you are a shameless capitalist.... no wait thats a good thing.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Why does the hand have a face. Is it one of those bizarre Olympic mascots???
Damn, I hate those things!

 

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