Ted Kennedy Caused the Hurricane
The lefties and moonbats have been blaming the hurricane on Bush and I thought I could help bring this lunacy to a whole new level with my own conspiracy theory.
I believe, but can’t prove, that Ted Kennedy caused the hurricane by releasing methane gas, by being horribly flatulent, that caused the earth to warm around the equator turning a tropical depression into a hurricane. I also believe that he intentionally targeted New Orleans because he has a thing for drowning people and knew that the city would be fairly easy to flood since it was below sea level.
Let’s look at the facts. When news started spreading of the horrible devastation in New Orleans and Mississippi he was heard saying something completely incoherent. I, being the master of drunk talk have, translated his inebriated rant into English for you all to hear.
Teddy: “uarhya luv yachivas damnwhodo wha marxismsocialism drownawoman fillerup needtoloseafewihatbush.”
Which means: “My plan has worked now Massachusetts will be the only place to get Oysters, and Boston will be known as the nations party town instead of New Orleans. Take that you damn Cajuns. Get me another drink, a young woman and the car keys; I’m feeling frisky”
See Proof that Ted Kennedy is the cause of the Hurricane.