Wednesday, September 21, 2005

XXX President Finds Product He can Really Get Into

Ex-President Clinton has given support and his name to a product being produced in China. After earlier dealings with them, China giving his campaign an insane amount of money, he said he only thinks it’s fair that he return the favor by lending his name to a quality product. The new product will be the Clinton Brand Condoms. They will be coming (cumming?) in three distinct models. The first being the Clinton Condom, which is brown and ribbed much like his favorite cigar. The next line will be the “Slick Willy” Extra Lubricated Condom. The final model of the Clinton Condoms will be the flavored “Lewinski” Condom. Dick Hwuang Lo, head of Clinton Condom product development, said, “We couldn’t be more pleased that President Clinton, lent us his name for these condoms. It’s a perfect fit. These condoms were designed to get you out of all the problems associated with promiscuous sex, a lesson best learned by a teacher like Clinton.” Mr. Lo also said, “…but really how could he turn us down. We promised he could be the lead in every commercial.” When asked on how the condoms performed Mr. Lo said, “Much like the president, these condoms are resilient to breaking under pressure, like a perjury hearing or White Water. Unlike Clinton though, we won’t lie to you about their performance. Our main target consumer for our product is liberals and communists, so it wouldn't matter if we told the truth or not, they'll believe anything Clinton says.”


The real story here.

Some Lunch at Basil's Blog
Got scooped by Peakah

4 Comments:

At 12:03 PM, Blogger Peakah said...

Yeah but your post is actually funny! *laugh* Nice work my man...

FIRST! (in more ways than one eh?)

 
At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

Doc,
do any of those come with a bag? like if you where really drunk and with someone like his wife? Maybe like my grandpop says
" a double bagger"

Maybe call it the "Hillary option"

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Anna said...

I laughed out loud twice over this one. First when I saw the story on the crawler on Fox News and again reading your post!

A most fitting product for this particular president.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger David said...

Yeh, I was gionna blog on that, too, but the backburner cooked it to the pan...

*sigh*

 

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