Thanks to Laura, at Can’t Keep Quiet, I’ve expanded my reasoning skills to include the asinine. She has equated the Alliance symbol
to a Nazi symbol.
This was no small feat considering that it takes a long stretch of the imagination. With that aside she has a solid logical argument. Basically she says that the alliance uses an eagle on their symbol and so did Nazis. Surely there is evil afoot.
Well, never to let a challenge of wacky logic slide, I too have uncovered something hideous about the blog Can’t Keep Quiet. I visited the site, saw the title, and something just didn’t sit right with me. I couldn’t put my finger on it at first, but after a few moments with a pencil and sheet of paper, I figured it out. You see, Can’t Keep Quiet is actually an anagram for PA Ticket Queen. That’s right, it turns out, by using the same logic she did, Laura (the PA Ticket Queen) is Pennsylvania’s most wanted traffic offender. She might not even be aware that she subconsciously let her identity be known, but then again, serial criminals often leave clues about their identity. I’ve figured you out Laura (PA Ticket Queen). I’m sure in your mind that the Alliance is the Nazi reincarnate, but in my mind the PA Ticket Queen owes the state of PA a lot of money for moving violations.