Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Ask Already


It’s that time again. Time for me to answer the questions that burn within your mind (I’m not answering any questions about burning in any other part of your body). It’s a free for all today. Any question, any topic, they are all valid questions. I will do my best to give you an answer, but be warned that the FDA hasn’t approved any of my advice. So go ahead ask me something so I can get started on research.

16 Comments:

At 5:25 AM, Anonymous Steve the Pirate said...

If you could build a time machine:
-who would you visit and learn from?
-who would you visit and kill?

 
At 6:34 AM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

What's the best method of taking out a co-worker who brought the flu to work and spread it around?

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger PoP said...

How do we convince our cogressmen that giving away missle guidance technology to China and accepting campain contributions from China are much more Impeachable than a BJ in the oval office.

 
At 8:37 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

Amen Pop!

How come everytime I see Hillary Clinton I throw up in my mouth a little bit?

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Why won't Jessica Biel accept any of my phone calls?

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger a4g said...

How come we have ten fingers, but only two nostrils?

 
At 10:15 AM, Blogger PoP said...

Why are republican women so much prettier than democrat women.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Damian G. said...

Why the hell did my blog traffic crash last week even though I posted a whole bunch of stuff?

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger Anna said...

If a liberal tree-hugger speaks in the woods, is it still a lie?

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

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At 12:04 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

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At 12:06 PM, Blogger Tyler D. said...

Oh for crying out loud. I give up. The text isn't going to show.

Did you get that bike yet?

 
At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Lil B-Cack said...

How come dirty, smelly hippies insist on coming up to me and ask me to join in their various hippie shannigans(protests etc)? Why do they give me dirty looks when I finish yelling at them and giving them life advice? Oh, and why are midgets so cool?

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger a4g said...

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At 3:19 PM, Blogger a4g said...

I saw a question on another blog today-- I didn't know the answer but I thought you might:

Who would want to buy a used anal probe?

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger kateykakes said...

How long were/have you been in the service?

 

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