A Bill O’Reilly Scandal That Doesn’t Involve a Loofah
Breaking News! A new scandal is hitting the blogosphere with enormous repercussions for the star of the O’Reilly Factor, Bill O’Reilly. Rumor has it that O’Reilly, while not into spin, likes to kill cats with a claw hammer. The investigative team here at Dr. Phat Tony’s has uncovered a picture that gives credence to these rumors. Notice the pin on O’Reilly’s jacket, when blown up it shows his true feelings about cats. Although this picture alone is not enough to bring O’Reilly up on charges, it does show that O’Reilly holds felines in contempt. If anyone else can uncover other incriminating pictures of O’Reilly’s kitten bashing fetish, track back to this post.
Update! Investigative reporters, here at Dr. Phat Tony’s, have uncovered another scandal involving O’Reilly but not a loofah. Anonymous sources (hookers in time square) have said that O’Reilly was once a woman that closely resembled Helen Thomas. If anyone has any photographic proof of this rumor, track back to this post.