Tuesday, October 25, 2005

A Vote…of Sorts

I’ve got two ideas for a post today, but not sure which one I should go for. One is about a socialist weenie that has been wandering through blogs trying to start arguments and playing “holier than thou” under the guise of Christianity. The other is about the awesome breakfast burrito that I just had. I didn’t even have to pay for it. I’m leaning more towards the breakfast burrito, but to be fair I’ll let the readers decide.


UPDATE: The Breakfast Burrito Story



So this morning I was walking by the break room and noticed large platters filled with breakfast burritos and hash browns. I asked the receptionist what the food was for and she told me that it was for a meeting that had already let out. She also let me know that if it was in the break room it was fair game. Not being one to pass up a free meal on the company dime, I decided to have me a burrito and some hash browns. The burrito was just the right amount of eggs and cheese and they had the sense not to stuff it full of stuff that people might not like. Instead they had all the fixings available on a separate platter to add if necessary. Man, I love my job. The hash browns were great too, had green and red peppers in them. I guess I could have added it to my burrito, but they were to good to muddle the flavor with egg and cheese.



On a side note, I apologize to Socialist Weenie for not being able to make the cut against the breakfast burrito. Good thing is, that I think you found a new reader in one of the people that commented. Good luck with Anonymous, he/she/it looks to be your target audience.

24 Comments:

At 7:30 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

FIRST!
Burrito dude!
Definitely the burrito.

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

To paraphrase Cartman, "Socialist weenies piss me off!".

 
At 7:41 AM, Blogger fmragtops said...

I think burritos, especially breakfast burritos, are far more interesting than socialist weenies. I vote for the burrito.

 
At 8:12 AM, Blogger PoP said...

I vote burros they don't smell as bad as socialist weenies. OH burritios. Just had to read it with my glasses on. By all means the burritos.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

Is there no room for a socialist weenie, roasted over an open campfire?

Alright. Burrito then.

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Dan Trabue said...

Have you even SEEN my blog? I just spent over two weeks discussing in depth Russell Kirk's Ten Principles of Conservatism, agreeing largely with most of them.

Why, that must mean that Kirk is a socialist! Call the commie cops!

Burrito by all means.

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Dr. Phat Tony said...

Dan, don't be distaught over the burrito winning. In all fairness it was a good burrito.

 
At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Steve said...

That is so weird, that is what I had for breakfast, a burrito that is. Not some hippie, their too greasy!

 
At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Lil' B-Cack said...

El Burrito....

 
At 10:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to hear his point of view...but, on this blog there are to many red neck, back wood, fight a war thats wrong for oil ideas....I hope ya'll choke on your burrito!!! Is it really a burrito or is it slang for for you gay lovin style?

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Peakah said...

A burrito story has more substance than anonomous has courage/common sense.

I have an unnatural addiction to huge breakfast burritos loaded with fresh green chili... mmmm

I'd hate to be the schmuck who was reincarnated into my office chair however.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Insolublog said...

So now that it's near dinner time, will we be seeing glistening oil marinated anonymous socialist weenies coming out of your back wood smoker?

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Uber said...

I agree that the two could be combined.

Insolu, always the diplomat.

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You didn't buy your breakfast burito from Madonna's did you? LOL!

DanFan

 
At 1:11 PM, Blogger a4g said...

I think the whole premise is wrong, as no respectable socialist would willing submit to being part of a voting process, a purely ceremonial act that sedates the masses while allowing corrupt industrialists to continue their control of the world's economies.

I'm not sure, but I suspect the burrito might feel the same way.

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Daniel Levesque said...

Hard to say. I've been making my way through the liberal blogs. Oddly enough most of their readers disagree with what I have to say.

www.ravingconservative.com

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Dan Trabue said...

Oh, thanks for even considering me, kind sir. I'm sure I'd have induced an unpleasant aftertaste, anyway.

But for the record: My target audience is anyone, left, right or otherwise interested in intelligent, humorous and/or kind discussion.

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous Stretch said...

I'm sure I'd have induced an unpleasant aftertaste, anyway.

That may be the dirtiest thing ever put on this site. :)

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Wyatt Earp said...

Actually, you should have written about the burrito, but by linking the commie's site, you probably gave him/her/whatever's blog a much-needed hit boost.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger Uber said...

Mmm. Hash browns. Involving the appropriate browning technique, I assume. But no smothered in onion? Gotta be smothered in onion...just gotta.
Oh, and when others disagree, always remember, just redefine words. Along with words like is, and sex, there are words like intelligent, humorous, and kind just begging for shiny new definitions. ;) Way easier than introspection (ad sarcasm).

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Let's get to the point of the post people. We're losing focus.

The burrito ruled, and the fact that it was free, made it TOTALLY RULE!!!

Dang, I'm hungry now...

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

I gotta get here earlier. I missed the vote.

 
At 9:01 PM, Anonymous Fitch said...

I hate it when I'm so late to the party that even the host has left. Dang. "Socialist Weenie" indeed. BTW, I would have voted for the burrito story myself.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger Nightcrawler said...

You should have paid for the burrito. By eating a "free lunch", or breakfast as it was, you were engaging in exactly the type of socialism that we try to discourage. Oh, I'm sure that you felt you were "entitled" to it or that it was your "right" to have a burrito but was it really? Come on now... be honest.

By the way, I love breakfast burritos too!

 

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